Relationship 'must haves'

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I only have one must have.

A wonderful personality.

Looks eventually fade away and if you're stuck with someone that has a shitty personality, you'll regret it when you get older.

I'd say that her being atheist would be another request but that doesn't bother me as much as it used to because I know that kind of shit won't get shoved down my throat by her. Unless she's a total religious nut bag, in which case, her personality would suck.


 
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* C cup rack or larger, nothing less!
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* 4'9 - 5'2 (I'm short)
* C cup rack or larger, nothing less!
* Brown hair
* Green eyes
* Slightly tanned skin
* Thick thighs
* Medium size booty (it's a turn off when her booty is too big IMO)
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Shorter than me
Not stupid
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At least a 90% resemblance to Ellen Page.
So...Justin Bieber or a random little boy?

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>white
>intelligent
>doesn't have an interest in politics or economics
>enjoys reading
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They have to have all of that?
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ITT: basement dwellers with unrealistic expectations. 


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ITT: basement dwellers with unrealistic expectations. 
ah, an understandable assumption but the type of woman basement dwellers fantasize about was once my girlfriend believe it or not but like all other good things, it's too good to last forever.

To my suprise she was attracted to me even though I was only a scrawny 123lbs who earned $10 per hour.


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ITT: basement dwellers with unrealistic expectations. 
ah, an understandable assumption but the type of woman basement dwellers fantasize about was once my girlfriend believe it or not but like all other good things, it's too good to last forever.

To my suprise she was attracted to me even though I was only a scrawny 123lbs who earned $10 per hour.



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OT: I dunno. I don't really ask for anything specific when it comes to physical appearance.

> they have to be smart
> they have to be into the same sort of stuff as me
>they have to be nice to the people around them.
> they have to talk enough that conversations aren't one sided, but not so much that it's annoying.
> we have to be compatible personality wise.


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At least a 90% resemblance to Ellen Page.
So...Justin Bieber or a random little boy?
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Must haves. Hmm. That's tricky. Physically, I don't know what I'm looking for. I don't have any preferances save for the fact that they aren't too out of shape. Not stick thin, not big enough to spread out like a pancake on a trampoline. So that leaves mainly the mind. What am I looking for in that regard?

-Intelligence: Every person who's alive, has a certain intelligence for certain things. They excel in an area where another would not. I know I'm intelligent to a degree, but I don't know where. But I'd have to look for somebody like me

-Guts: I've worked alongside women on jobs before. Construction and so on. My sister, in the summer who only has one working eye, which is half functioning, hauls firewood alongside me. A woman who isn't afraid to get her hands dirty, and has the guts to work in a job centralised around men, has my deepest respect.

-Trust: I don't open myself up to people easily. I've been stung too many times. But despite it, I'm loyal. If I were to ever have a partner, this person would have to be someone I could place my absolute trust in. Somebody I could tell what was on my mind, and share every secret with. Someone I know I could open myself completely to, and know that they'd be doing the same. Because I would never break that trust. And I'd need to know they wouldn't betray me for it.

-Attitude: Somebody like myself. I'm easy going. There's no rush. Things fall into place when they're ready. I don't care for money but I understand the neccesity of it. If I need it I will get it. Calm, shy, friendly by all appearances, but I'll push back when shoved if I have to. I avoid fighting as much as possible. I have a rather strange positive/morbid sense of humor based around things going wrong.

If I see these four things in somebody, then it's a damn good start.


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