Reasons why the South is better than the North

 
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Unless you're gay, lesbian, trans, black, jewish, protestant, russian, japanese, vietnamese, canadian, mongoliod, native, cuban, mexican, actual mexican, puerto rican, slavic, and or a self identifying Apache gunship.

wut

Maybe like a century ago
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/25/us/25south.html?pagewanted=all&_r=1&




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, nicer people
Unless you're gay, lesbian, trans, black, jewish, protestant, russian, japanese, vietnamese, canadian, mongoliod, native, cuban, mexican, actual mexican, puerto rican, slavic, and or a self identifying Apache gunship.

wut

Maybe like a century ago
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/25/us/25south.html?pagewanted=all&_r=1&




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Last Edit: September 18, 2014, 06:55:58 PM by Kinder_


 
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Alright bitches, I've been seeing a lot of talk from some of you northfags about how the south is so bad and everything about it sucks. Well, as a full-time southerner, I'm here to prove you fuckers wrong. Here's my comprehensive list of reasons why the south is superior to the north:

1) Southern hospitality. It's possible to strike up conversation with almost anyone you run in to, because we're generally nicer than you northern city folk. Hell, you get smiles and warm greetings from everywhere. What do you get if you try to start conversation with the typical city hipster? A smug expression and a weak "hello."

2) Real barbecue, not that hamburgers and hotdogs bullshit that northerners call barbecue. I'm talking about beef brisket slow cooked for hours, ribs, baked beans, coleslaw, pulled pork, barbecued chicken. Top all of that off with an endless variety of homemade BBQ sauces and you're in food heaven.

3) Warm weather pretty much year round. This one depends on where in the south you are, because some southern states can experience some rough winters. However, places like central Florida, which barely get temperatures below 60 degrees, is paradise. Anyone who'd rather sit inside a dingy basement because it's too cold to go outside than chill at a beach and watch hot babes in bikinis is clearly suffering from a mental illness.

4) Cleaner air and environments. Big cities are fucking disgusting compared to the southern countryside. I'd much rather breathe in clean air than choking on car exhaust-poisoned air in a city.

5) Sweet tea. I can't stress this enough, sweet tea is possibly the greatest southern drink to exist, and it's a shame that northfags either never experience it and just stereotype, or they've had some knock-off mass produced shit and associate that with all sweet tea.

Spoiler
6) We don't live in fear of wildling raids or white walkers.

That's all I've got so far, but please, try and challenge me northfags. I dare you.

1) Unless the people are white to black. Then Stand Your Ground Laws come into play (protip the white people shoot the black people and get away with it)

2) I will grant the BBQ statement. Carolina Pulled Pork is god tier food.

3) Warm Weather yes. Except from May to October, the heat and humidity inspire the Christian notion of Hell.

4) Not very developed. True. The same can be said of most 3rd world countries.

5) Sweet Tea is vile. No other way to say that.

6) OK...


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Nothing gets under my skin more than southern horse shit. However I swore I'd stay out of politics on the offsite.

If this were b.net I'd be shitting all over these myths you like to spout. And no that doesn't make me some south hating northfag any more than that math teacher of yours who's been correcting your error ridden homework.
What

This has nothing to do with politics. Like, at all. And maybe I'm bad at spotting analogies but what does this have to do with math homework?


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Sweet tea is disgusting, first off. And secondly, why is "hot year round" a positive thing? I love the cold, especially snow. Any place where it doesn't snow in the winter is a shitty place.
Have you ever had homemade sweet tea? Probably not. Try that and then come back to me.

Plus, I said warm, not hot. There's a difference between 80 and 90-100+ degree weather. The latter is only apparent in the summers in certain states.
Oh, yes. Believe me, my southern uncles have tried to get me hooked on the stuff, but I just hate any kind of sweetness in tea. It's nasty, IMO. And yeah, even warm weather year-round is depressing. I love the cold and the snow.


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Wat r u, casul?
Ew, tea.
Ew, warm weather.


 
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Nothing gets under my skin more than southern horse shit. However I swore I'd stay out of politics on the offsite.

If this were b.net I'd be shitting all over these myths you like to spout. And no that doesn't make me some south hating northfag any more than that math teacher of yours who's been correcting your error ridden homework.
What

This has nothing to do with politics. Like, at all. And maybe I'm bad at spotting analogies but what does this have to do with math homework?

It wasn't directed at you but more at the thread on general. Someone already tried to claim the South won the civil war and it's only a matter of time before other retarded shit like that gets thrown in as well.

PS. In my experience Southern hospitality is phony as fuck.


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and also fuck you nasty cold weather is the shit


 
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Nothing gets under my skin more than southern horse shit. However I swore I'd stay out of politics on the offsite.

If this were b.net I'd be shitting all over these myths you like to spout. And no that doesn't make me some south hating northfag any more than that math teacher of yours who's been correcting your error ridden homework.
Getta load of this. We got a buttmad west coast fig.

Better mad and educated than dumb and indoctrinated.

Don't push me on this Slash, I fucking hate revisionist history. Especially when the people engaging in it are trying to claim that those who are backing their positions up with historical documents written by the very people these revisionists are trying to misrepresent are being called the revisionists.


 
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Comm, I don't think anyone here seriously beleives that the south won the war or will rise again... or, I hope not.


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Sweet tea is disgusting, first off. And secondly, why is "hot year round" a positive thing? I love the cold, especially snow. Any place where it doesn't snow in the winter is a shitty place.

This. And I hate people.
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Gotta love southern girls though.
No thanks, I like my women to have teeth. A little scraping makes the blowjob better.
You've never been to the south, have you?

It's 99% blonde girls with perfect white teeth and double D breasts who wear a size 0.


 
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Nothing gets under my skin more than southern horse shit. However I swore I'd stay out of politics on the offsite.

If this were b.net I'd be shitting all over these myths you like to spout. And no that doesn't make me some south hating northfag any more than that math teacher of yours who's been correcting your error ridden homework.
Getta load of this. We got a buttmad west coast fig.

Better mad and educated than dumb and indoctrinated.

Don't push me on this Slash, I fucking hate revisionist history. Especially when the people engaging in it are trying to claim that those who are backing their positions up with historical documents written by the very people these revisionists are trying to misrepresent are being called the revisionists.
I think you're taking this way too seriously.

I did say that that shit gets under my skin like nothing else.


 
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Comm, I don't think anyone here seriously beleives that the south won the war or will rise again... or, I hope not.
Last time I checked Lincoln got capped and Davis died of natural causes. That's a win in my book.

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Hmm... can't argue with that logic.
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Gotta love southern girls though.
No thanks, I like my women to have teeth. A little scraping makes the blowjob better.
You've never been to the south, have you?

It's 99% blonde girls with perfect white teeth and double D breasts who wear a size 0.
My interaction with southern girls has been tainted by army chicks.
bleh.


 
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Comm, I don't think anyone here seriously beleives that the south won the war or will rise again... or, I hope not.

There are. Hell there are places in the south where it's taught that the South won the civil war and is responsible for all of the rights we have today.


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Texas is the shit.
1. Tex Mex is better than any other kind of Hispanic food, and it's only made here.
2. We invented most of the shit Nasty talked about
3. Winter that's actually, y'know, Winter.
4. Some off the largest cities in the US, and also some of the most secluded countryside, so you don't have to choose.
On the subject of Sweet Tea
I'm personally not a fan of Black Tea, and I won't take my tea cold, so Iced Tea and Southern Style Sweet Tea are not something I enjoy, but they are HUGE FUCKING STAPLE in life for everyone around me so...

I was amazed when I learned that some places don't brew it sweet, and instead make you stir sugar in.


 
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Comm, I don't think anyone here seriously beleives that the south won the war or will rise again... or, I hope not.

There are. Hell there are places in the south where it's taught that the South won the civil war and is responsible for all of the rights we have today.
But that's in Missouri, where people don't have internet so they can't be here.


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Texas is the shit.
1. Tex Mex is better than any other kind of Hispanic food, and it's only made here.
2. We invented most of the shit Nasty talked about
3. Winter that's actually, y'know, Winter.
4. Some off the largest cities in the US, and also some of the most secluded countryside, so you don't have to choose.
On the subject of Sweet Tea
I'm personally not a fan of Black Tea, and I won't take my tea cold, so Iced Tea and Southern Style Sweet Tea are not something I enjoy, but they are HUGE FUCKING STAPLE in life for everyone around me so...

I was amazed when I learned that some places don't brew it sweet, and instead make you stir sugar in.
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Why do people persist on believing that Southern hospitality is a myth? For the most part, we're pretty friendly people.


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Comm, I don't think anyone here seriously beleives that the south won the war or will rise again... or, I hope not.
Actually, he does damned well to be upset by those people.
Texas has come very close to secession several times in the last 15 years, and something they probably didn't teach you in school, is that when reconstruction started, Texas was not permitted back into the Union immediately. We spent years as...
Who knows what we were?

Essentially, the Union recognised Texas' secession, but not that of any of the other states, because of the fact that Texas is legally allowed to secede, where others are not. So when the war ended, many Southern Leaders fled to Texas, and we rejected them because we were trying to get back into the Union.

We're the very embodiment of the term "State"
We are a state in a union, where most around us are provinces in a country.


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Comm, I don't think anyone here seriously beleives that the south won the war or will rise again... or, I hope not.

There are. Hell there are places in the south where it's taught that the South won the civil war and is responsible for all of the rights we have today.
I was taught that we became a more tight knit nation as opposed to the loose federation we had been beforehand.

Before 1865, people in the US always said "These Untied States" when referring to the US, nobody exceot foreigners ever really called it "The United States"