Alright bitches, I've been seeing a lot of talk from some of you northfags about how the south is so bad and everything about it sucks. Well, as a full-time southerner, I'm here to prove you fuckers wrong. Here's my comprehensive list of reasons why the south is superior to the north:

1) Southern hospitality. It's possible to strike up conversation with almost anyone you run in to, because we're generally nicer than you northern city folk. Hell, you get smiles and warm greetings from everywhere. What do you get if you try to start conversation with the typical city hipster? A smug expression and a weak "hello."

2) Real barbecue, not that hamburgers and hotdogs bullshit that northerners call barbecue. I'm talking about beef brisket slow cooked for hours, ribs, baked beans, coleslaw, pulled pork, barbecued chicken. Top all of that off with an endless variety of homemade BBQ sauces and you're in food heaven.

3) Warm weather pretty much year round. This one depends on where in the south you are, because some southern states can experience some rough winters. However, places like central Florida, which barely get temperatures below 60 degrees, is paradise. Anyone who'd rather sit inside a dingy basement because it's too cold to go outside than chill at a beach and watch hot babes in bikinis is clearly suffering from a mental illness.

4) Cleaner air and environments. Big cities are fucking disgusting compared to the southern countryside. I'd much rather breathe in clean air than choking on car exhaust-poisoned air in a city.

5) Sweet tea. I can't stress this enough, sweet tea is possibly the greatest southern drink to exist, and it's a shame that northfags either never experience it and just stereotype, or they've had some knock-off mass produced shit and associate that with all sweet tea.


That's all I've got so far, but please, try and challenge me northfags. I dare you.

Sweet tea is disgusting, first off. And secondly, why is "hot year round" a positive thing? I love the cold, especially snow. Any place where it doesn't snow in the winter is a shitty place.

southern food really is vastly superior

i lived in DC for a decade and dem city folks rip you off so hard for food

down here in the south, they know how to cook, and do it cheap

southern food really is vastly superior

i lived in DC for a decade and dem city folks rip you off so hard for food

down here in the south, they know how to cook, and do it cheap

This man speaks the truth

Sweet tea is disgusting, first off. And secondly, why is "hot year round" a positive thing? I love the cold, especially snow. Any place where it doesn't snow in the winter is a shitty place.

Have you ever had homemade sweet tea? Probably not. Try that and then come back to me.

Plus, I said warm, not hot. There's a difference between 80 and 90-100+ degree weather. The latter is only apparent in the summers in certain states.

damn

now i'm craving beer, ribeye, and lifted trucks

Pfffft anything south of my Canadian border is a fat southerner to me.
Bite me, ehh?

, nicer people

Unless you're gay, lesbian, trans, black, jewish, protestant, russian, japanese, vietnamese, canadian, mongoliod, native, cuban, mexican, actual mexican, puerto rican, slavic, and or a self identifying Apache gunship.

Quote from: Kitsune on September 18, 2014, 06:46:38 PM

Quote from: Kinder_ on September 18, 2014, 06:45:15 PM

Quote from: Kitsune on September 18, 2014, 06:43:13 PM

Pfffft anything south of my Canadian border is a fat southerner to me.
Bite me, ehh?

>mfw canadia has rednecks :p

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mfw every where has hicks.

Canadian hicks don't fuck their mothers. Checkm88

>mfw australia is filled with rednecks

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mfw Australians are black.