>be me
>just ate tons of mexican food and caramel popcorn
>farting up a smelly storm
>can feel my undies getting wet from the liquid poop coming out of my b-hole
>run to bathroom
>jump out of pants
>can barely contain my diarrhea
before I can even sit on the toilet, the diarrhea blasts out
>sprays all over toilet and floor
>backsplash is large and gets all over my backside
>initial poop is gone
>tries to flush but toilet gets clogged
>jump in shower to wash off
>aftereffect
>liquid poop is all over shower floor
>get out of shower
>looks at destruction of bathroom
>leaves friends house