For whatever reason, I've had some allergic symptoms come up whenever I'm around Mordred. As a result, I don't really play with him as much as I used to, which leads to the result of him being lazy and just lays around all day either crying for more food or sleeping.

Well that has in turn came back to bite me in the ass. I just went to take a piss and I'm greeted with a fucking roach on the wall. After having PTSD-like flashbacks of when I tried to kill them myself and they evolved to flying, I immediately went and fetched Mordred to have Sir Fatass of Wales do some good for his home land for once. Unfortunately, he just stared at the roach idling on the wall and then turned around, walked away for a bit, and dropped onto his side right on the floor outside the hallway.

So now I have a bathroom on lock down until tomorrow morning when I can get some pesticide from my mom's house, a lazy cat in the middle of the room just staring off into space, and I really need to pee.

What do.

I love him too much to do something as cruel as douse him with my divine secretions. But he does need to show more enthusiasm as the guardian of this house (Rambo is our of commission in part of his declawing).

pee on your cat
that'll motivate him