Question 3: You are on a nice sunny country drive when suddenly you

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..run over a cute bunny rabbit. What is your reaction?

1: Call your mother and hang up several times.
2: Ask it out for a drink.
3: Take the dead bunny to the casino and lay it down on the blackjack table-rabbits are good luck!
4: Take out that last pack of hotdogs you were saving and have one or two. why not?
5: Put your car keys up your butt, crawl into your trunk, cry, and masturbate.
 
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6: spiral into a deep depression
7.  laugh forever
8. travel 5,000x10^70 km/hr backwards, your mangled body then oozes into pure love
9. start your own successful coffee business using funds you found from buried treasure discovered beneath the bunny's remnants
10. realize you are the bunny remembering how he died
11. realize we are the bunny, dying and living in every moment. later on in life you marry Jennifer Lawrence or Emma Watson or your favorite 2-d girl
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Anyone who doesn't choose 11 is just trying to escape from the truth.
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