There's now MORE availability for walking in to a restaurant literally no one gives a flying fuck about and only choose to eat there because the other more notable ones are booked!


They put shit like that in because they feel we'll get asked questions pertaining to these topics, but never once have I ever been asked a question on anything the front page talks about. Like, if someone is bitching about a show being dark, they're not going to be satisfied being told that a performance that appeared an hour earlier (and has now ended) would've suited them better.