Mit me, Dr. Sigmund Freud, father of the field of Psychology, explorer into the healing potential of cocaine (COCAINE!), and all round BAMF.

It seems that this internet forum is swarming with the mentally deranged and psychologically ailing, and I have taken it upon myself to offer insight to your issues through the use of psychoanalysis. Aren't you a lucky bunch of perverts and repressed pedophiles? Of course you are.

Now then, onto business, those of you that wish to be psychoanalyzed will need to post in this thread. I will glance through your post history and try to provide you with a summary of your mental state. If you wish to direct me to anything in particular that you feel you may have wrong with you, simply say so.

I will also analyze your dreams, if you want me to do that instead of; or along with your psychological evaluation, simply say so and describe to me the dream or dreams that have been troubling you.

I will have a look at this thread in about an hour or so, and again in the morning. If no one has posted by then, I will bump it because I have nothing better to do.

You don't know me you don't know my life

How was the morphine?

Be rough pls

Before I entered this thread I thought Psy changed his name...

So will I receive a response by the end of my life, or are you gonna stop after doing a quarter of the users.

But yeah, do me, I guess. Not sexually.

Aw shit, son, do me.

From a brief once-over of your posts, I see you post largely in the Serious and Flood forums. You display intelligence, humour, and wit in many of your posts. Most of your posts are layered in some degree in humour, which could be the result of being generally bored or depressed in your outside life and the desire to lighten things briefly for yourself within the walls of cyberspace. Or, it could simply be a symptom of a playful mind that typically looks for humour and easily loses interest in things that aren't at least in someway amusing to it. Your interests appear to range from anime to the military, which is fairly common for members of this web.

Most likely a pedophile.

I'd recommend you take 10g-25g of cocaine a day. If nothing changes after a month, get back to me, and we can look into upping your dosage.

You don't know me you don't know my life

As a child, you felt like you never measured up to your same-sex parent/role model. You've suffered from debilitating insecurites since adolescence about not fitting into your assigned gender role.

Sup

You appear to be a well rounded individual, though what that means on the internet, I can't really say. Besides that, I can't really say anything unless you're willing to volunteer anything, though I would imagine that it would not be the case.

I recommend cocaine if anything changes.

How was the morphine?

Considering that I was dying of cancer and was in severe pain, it was the most magical sensation I had ever felt up to that point.

I kind of wish I'd gotten to go out on cocaine, though, but that's neither here nor there.

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 07, 2015, 12:37:16 AM

be gentle

You seem calm enough from what I've seen of you.

You probably have a raging Oedipus Complex.

You're confusing Lord Ruler with Jim.

Be rough pls

You appear to have a rather positive self-image. Well, more than positive to be honest. It seems to take the train ride straight into Narcissism City at 12:00 PM sharp. There's nothing wrong with being proud of having a healthy and functioning body, however it seems half the threads you make are to display another selfie of yours.

Judging by your avatars, you tend to admire or identify yourself with strong and masculine people and characters.

Your mother probably dressed you up in skirts and told you she wished she had had a daughter instead of a boy in your childhood, and you've been compensating for it ever since.

That said, judging by your guns, it's not the worst thing a parent could do to their child.

Quote from: Dr. Freud on April 07, 2015, 01:59:51 AM

Quote from: Vien 'Vargun on April 07, 2015, 12:35:34 AM

How was the morphine?

Considering that I was dying of cancer and was in severe pain, it was the most magical sensation I had ever felt up to that point.

I kind of wish I'd gotten to go out on cocaine, though, but that's neither here nor there.

The morphine should have forced you to vomit though.

It wasn't the main thing on my mind at the time.

It wasn't the main thing on my mind at the time.

I guess you were craving another cigar. How much did it resemble a phallus to you?

Quote from: Dr. Freud on April 07, 2015, 02:14:08 AM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 07, 2015, 12:37:16 AM

be gentle

You seem calm enough from what I've seen of you.

You probably have a raging Oedipus Complex.

You're confusing Lord Ruler with Jim.

Who's the doctor here?