Psychiatric Help 5¢ [The Regressioning]

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 24, 2014, 08:26:09 PM

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Mr. Psychologist · August 24, 2014, 08:31:09 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 24, 2014, 08:26:09 PM

In your professional opinion are antisocial introvert tendencies unhealthy?

Well I'm not a professional but anyway <.<

Not necessarily, I think it can be unhelpful but it's not really unhealthy. It depends to what extent of course, it can harm relationships with other people which in the long run can of course lead to problems. If we are talking along the lines of avoiding talking to people a lot, which is something I'm generally guilty of, then as long as you still talk to people now and then it doesn't cause too many issues. If it's more along the lines of insulting people, stealing things and more aggressive antisocial behaviours then yes, I would say that's unhealthy.

Mr. Psychologist · August 24, 2014, 08:33:25 PM

Ze doc is clocking out for tonight.

If you are still awaiting treatment, it is on the way via skype and buick respectively.
If you wish to be treated, post and I'll get to ya tomorrow <.<

Juuzou · August 24, 2014, 08:34:22 PM

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cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 24, 2014, 08:34:33 PM

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Mr. Psychologist · August 24, 2014, 08:36:04 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 24, 2014, 08:34:33 PM

It's 2 am in Britbongistan right? Why are you still up?

Mostly because the small hours of the morning are the only time I get any peace and quiet in this house ._.
Although insomnia helps lol, I'm off to bed now though <.<

and by that I mean sitting in bed watching netflix for an hour or so >.>

Reciffo_Smmoc · August 24, 2014, 08:36:08 PM

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Juuzou · August 24, 2014, 08:38:27 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · August 24, 2014, 08:38:48 PM

I'm worried that I sometimes try and unconsciously kill myself on long drives. What do?

Reciffo_Smmoc · August 24, 2014, 08:39:45 PM

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Juuzou · August 24, 2014, 08:40:13 PM

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Mr. Psychologist · August 24, 2014, 08:46:23 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 24, 2014, 08:38:48 PM

I'm worried that I sometimes try and unconsciously kill myself on long drives. What do?

*doc is in*

<.<

Is it simply tiredness causing that? Or something else?
Can you give some examples?

>.>

*doc is 'out'*

DAS B00T x2 · August 24, 2014, 08:48:59 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 24, 2014, 08:46:23 PM

*doc is in*

<.<

Is it simply tiredness causing that? Or something else?
Can you give some examples?

>.>

*doc is 'out'*

Less tiredness, more boredom, maybe.
>be driving through the mountains
>cliff face up ahead, road turns left
>maybe I should just not turn
>accelerate
>get to corner
>"wait, that's fucking stupid"
>autopilot through the corner as usual

Mr. Psychologist · August 24, 2014, 08:54:23 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 24, 2014, 08:48:59 PM

Less tiredness, more boredom, maybe.
>be driving through the mountains
>cliff face up ahead, road turns left
>maybe I should just not turn
>accelerate
>get to corner
>"wait, that's fucking stupid"
>autopilot through the corner as usual

.__.

Well I think you should be fine as long as you still have the voice in your head that says not to do it ._.
I would advise against accelerating towards cliff edges though, that would be an unwise course of action.

Statefarm · August 24, 2014, 09:44:36 PM

I'm having feelings of wanting to live! Halp!

Yu · August 24, 2014, 10:00:17 PM

Serious
ISTJ

Without sounding edgy, I honestly have a hard time feeling positive or most emotions. Probably due to past things, any ideas? What do?

Reciffo_Smmoc · August 25, 2014, 05:31:26 AM

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Mr. Psychologist · August 25, 2014, 09:01:18 AM

Quote from: Statefarm on August 24, 2014, 09:44:36 PM

I'm having feelings of wanting to live! Halp!

D:

Zis iz very zerious.

Ve must operate immediately.

More Than Mortal · August 25, 2014, 09:03:22 AM

Super serious.

INTJ.

Shrektum.

Reciffo_Smmoc · August 25, 2014, 09:06:11 AM

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Mr. Psychologist · August 25, 2014, 09:06:52 AM

Quote from: Yutaka on August 24, 2014, 10:00:17 PM

Serious
ISTJ

Without sounding edgy, I honestly have a hard time feeling positive or most emotions. Probably due to past things, any ideas? What do?

Alrighty, let's give it a shot <.<

So serious advice then? >.>
Here ve go.

A few questions and the like to get a better idea of the problem. You can take this to PMs or Skype if you'd like, just reply on there >.>
Do you have any pets?
Do you have any siblings?
The past troubles, were they involving your parents? (Mum specifically)
Approximately how long did they go on for, or are they still going on?
And what would you describe your relationship with your father as?

(I know some of it sounds cliche but it's cliche for a reason >.>)

More Than Mortal · August 25, 2014, 09:11:15 AM

I'M WAITING

Mr. Psychologist · August 25, 2014, 09:17:31 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on August 25, 2014, 09:03:22 AM

Super serious.

INTJ.

Shrektum.

>sprdprsrs
>shrektum

YouTube

(I couldn't find a 3 second video so just close it after a few >.>)

Right zen, let us began.
*super duper serious glasses go on*

Spoiler

Just so you know, super serious is just as much of a joke as Freudian but with less focus on how it all links back to you wanting to fuck your mother.
If you want genuine serious then you'll have to state so >.>

I suspect your lack of empathy and consideration towards others is not rooted in psychopathy but is instead rooted in a series of complexes and conditions. I shall list zem now.
Little Hans syndrome, Oepdipussy complex, Edgyallenpoefaceditis, Small dog syndrome und a fervent admiration for ze fatherland. I think that of these, the biggest problem you face is overcoming edgyallenpoefaceditis, a terrible affliction that renders the patient so serious and edgy that they have to be handled with asbestos gloves. A common cause of edgyallenpoefaceditis or EAPF is an early childhood trauma involving a tree branch. (Refer to Longface et al. A study into verbatim's childhood.) There are two options for treatment, one is invasive exploratory surgery performed by this doctor and the other involves lying on a couch for a few hours each week whilst I feed off your wallet and time.

Alternatively, you can remove ze fadora and use it to strike down an SJW. Bathe in their blood and post pics on tumblr. After the ensuing shitstorm you should be so entertained by all the drama that you are cured of EAPF.

Since you are a UK patient, you'll not be charged but now you have to wait 18 months for your next appointment.

*ding*

Next!

Mr. Psychologist · August 25, 2014, 09:18:22 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on August 25, 2014, 09:11:15 AM

I'M WAITING

Do you expect any better from the NHS?

More Than Mortal · August 25, 2014, 09:20:48 AM

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If you want genuine serious then you'll have to state so >.>

Now I've had the official treatment, I'll opt for that too^

*hands over cash to support the shitty, crumbling education system*

Reciffo_Smmoc · August 25, 2014, 09:24:30 AM

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Mr. Psychologist · August 25, 2014, 09:25:26 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on August 25, 2014, 09:20:48 AM

Now I've had the official treatment, I'll opt for that too^

*hands over cash to support the shitty, crumbling education system*

Unfortunately this is still the NHS so money won't get you to the front of the queue <.<
You have to kill someone to do that, but I don't recommend it >.>

I have... 1, 2, 3 more patients to see and then I can see you properly >.>

Mr. Psychologist · August 25, 2014, 09:26:03 AM

Quote from: Weed Commando on August 25, 2014, 09:24:30 AM

>still hasn't received analysis

You are next mein freund, it shall arrive on the buick soon.

More Than Mortal · August 25, 2014, 09:26:26 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 25, 2014, 09:25:26 AM

Unfortunately this is still the NHS so money won't get you to the front of the queue <.<
You have to kill someone to do that, but I don't recommend it >.>

I have... 1, 2, 3 more patients to see and then I can see you properly >.>

Eh, I've already waited several months. I reckon I can wait a bit longer >.>

Reciffo_Smmoc · August 25, 2014, 09:39:01 AM

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