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How do I sleep?!


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My stupidity is self evident.
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Chug that shit


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You take a knife out of the drawer, you S\ash your throat with it, and then you'll fall asleep in about a minute.

Works every time.
Last Edit: April 03, 2015, 08:48:32 PM by Not Comms Officer


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Chug that shit
Might actually try that.


 
 
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Hmm well that would depend a little on what's keeping you awake <.<

The top 5 things I'd recommend for sleeping better are as follows
1. Don't use a phone, tablet, e-reader, DS, grenade, phablet when you are actually in bed. Reason being is the light emitted from the screen goes straight through your eyes into the pineal gland which then promptly goes 'Oh bladdy ell it be morning already? and wakes you up (Delays the onset of melatonin which helps you get off to sleep).

2. No caffeine after nine o- pfft, fucking lightweights. What this should mean is don't make strong coffee before bedtime, for obvious reasons >.> Tea is still fine though.

3. Video Games, you don't want to be playing CoD/Battlefield/Halo before bedtime because you'll be tweaking off adrenaline. Shit like minecraft or pokemon is fine though, since it's not the sort of thing to have you twitching at the eyes.

4. Turn off your room's light an hour or so before you want to go to sleep, then dim the screen brightness if you are using anything. This helps trick your brain into thinking that it's night time (Even when it's late at night your brain is a stupid gook who thinks it's the middle of the day if you have the lights on.)

5. Sleeping tablets.
I kind of cheat on the insomnia game now, because I'm on a prescription that KOs you so no need to worry about feeling tired lol. For people who aren't on the crazy pills as it is, I'd recommend something with chamomile/valerian and that other shitty tasting herb in it.

quack


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*ahem*

I... Uhhh...

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I listen to some Polish lady whisper on YouTube


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uhhh...

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>.> Tea is still fine though.
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Oh I'm sure.


 
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Stab a nigger


 
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Old trick I remember. Although I don't remember if it was to sleep, or if it was to sleep when sick.

Warm milk and honey. Nuked in the microwave for a bit.

I do know that it does help for being sick. But I remember it being a get out of jail free card for sleeping too.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
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Chug that shit
Ew no, I've done that before.  I was seeing centipedes in my legos the next morning.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
most of my days are really busy and i move around a lot so im always tired
i'll pretty much always go to bed at around 2am and then wake up 7-8ish