You guys are so funny.
Yep I lie about getting swatted and being related to a random woman. Makes sense.
if I was going to make a "plot line" it would be 1000000 times better than my real life. My life is boring as shit.
Still rolling with the SWAT story?
*thwarted swat story
Thank God the police called first.
So you're still rolling with the made up SWAT story?
Not made up. But thanks for caring 
It was obviously made up.
US police force wouldn't take notice of an EU phone call (which btw, Britain isn't the only EU location, so there's a hole in your story right away) using the name "Septagon".
PSU stole a home run ball from an old lady