PSU holds your entire family hostage.

Thun · May 17, 2016, 06:21:34 PM

and will kill them unless you watch one game of each: football, basketball, soccer, hockey, and baseball.

I know you dorks don't like sports. So, does your family live or die?

Azumarill · May 17, 2016, 06:24:32 PM

my family lives because im not a retarded basement dweller who doesnt like sports

Thun · May 17, 2016, 06:25:05 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on May 17, 2016, 06:24:32 PM

my family lives because im not a retarded basement dweller who doesnt like sports

good man

big dog · May 17, 2016, 06:26:28 PM

They're fucking dead.

Dan · May 17, 2016, 06:27:14 PM

They'd live but just barely.

Dietrich Six · May 17, 2016, 06:29:56 PM

Baseball is p boring, but I love my family.

snurch · May 17, 2016, 06:33:54 PM

can i pick specific matches

not that it would mater if i was able to just asking for other people

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · May 17, 2016, 06:38:09 PM

they die at hockey

i can only endure so much mental degradation

Batch · May 17, 2016, 06:38:51 PM

He'd probably tell them how much funding society needs to invest in football and kill themselves anyway.

Pippen · May 17, 2016, 06:44:54 PM

No problem.

I'd save Basketball for last, I love Basketball.

i am karjala takaisin · May 17, 2016, 06:51:14 PM

ive only ever watched a full game of football but uh i think i'll pull through

🍁 Aria 🔮 · May 17, 2016, 07:02:26 PM

Baseball is America's pastime.

Verbatim · May 17, 2016, 07:06:04 PM

technically, the whole of the human race is my family

and human extinction = cessation of all human suffering > your dumbass sports games

:^)

Bonewheel Barry · May 17, 2016, 07:46:05 PM

Joke's on you, my family hates me :^).

Well, most of them anyway...alright I'll watch the sports. Could be fun.

Ender · May 17, 2016, 07:46:18 PM

I like football and baseball

off I'd do anything for my family so yeah id watch the other shit stuff

MyNameIsCharlie · May 17, 2016, 08:27:26 PM

Do I get to pick the teams? I 'll watch, but I would rather not watch his shit teams. Sure, the Pads and Chargers blow ass, but they're my shitty teams

The Hån · May 17, 2016, 08:45:12 PM

they live because i watch sports.

seriously guys...pick up the remote and tune into ESPN sometime.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · May 17, 2016, 08:45:54 PM

Quote from: The Hån on May 17, 2016, 08:45:12 PM

they live because i watch sports.

seriously guys...pick up the remote and tune into ESPN sometime.

i don't even have cable anymore lol

The Hån · May 17, 2016, 08:48:29 PM

Quote from: Ryle on May 17, 2016, 08:45:54 PM

Quote from: The Hån on May 17, 2016, 08:45:12 PM
they live because i watch sports.

seriously guys...pick up the remote and tune into ESPN sometime.
i don't even have cable anymore lol

then you're just g00fed m8.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · May 17, 2016, 08:50:19 PM

Quote from: The Hån on May 17, 2016, 08:48:29 PM

Quote from: Ryle on May 17, 2016, 08:45:54 PM
Quote from: The Hån on May 17, 2016, 08:45:12 PM
they live because i watch sports.

seriously guys...pick up the remote and tune into ESPN sometime.
i don't even have cable anymore lol

then you're just g00fed m8.

not really

i quite enjoy having the extra +$100 per month

Mr. Psychologist · May 17, 2016, 08:50:33 PM

I could watch murikan football, hockey would be mildly entertaining if it gets bloody, basketball would be a drag but survivable. Baseball would be fine.

But bonger football... christ kill me now.
Or better yet, kill my fam.

90 minutes of watching gooners dribble up and down a field is my idea of hell.

Doctor Doom · May 17, 2016, 08:54:58 PM

Joke's on him, I'm holding his family hostage and will kill them if he doesn't let my family go.

Azumarill · May 17, 2016, 08:55:07 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 17, 2016, 07:06:04 PM

technically, the whole of the human race is my family

and human extinction = cessation of all human suffering > your dumbass sports games

:^)

jesus man u rly have no chill

Thun · May 17, 2016, 09:13:51 PM

PSU picks the teams

Jono · May 17, 2016, 10:20:02 PM

I hate soccer cause its boring as fuck but I can do it

Jono · May 17, 2016, 10:22:09 PM

Quote from: The Hån on May 17, 2016, 08:45:12 PM

they live because i watch sports.

seriously guys...pick up the remote and tune into ESPN sometime.

So people can see them talk about LeBron and the Cubs 24/7? No thanks

The Hån · May 17, 2016, 10:32:32 PM

Quote from: Jono on May 17, 2016, 10:22:09 PM

Quote from: The Hån on May 17, 2016, 08:45:12 PM
they live because i watch sports.

seriously guys...pick up the remote and tune into ESPN sometime.
So people can see them talk about LeBron and the Cubs 24/7? No thanks

yes please. we need more sports talk here.

A Cheese Potato · May 17, 2016, 10:40:39 PM

Does it have to have my undying attention

pun intended

Ushan · May 17, 2016, 10:42:27 PM

I think I'd honestly just prefer it if he killed me.

PSU · May 17, 2016, 10:47:45 PM

Quote from: Thunder on May 17, 2016, 09:13:51 PM

PSU picks the teams

We're watching Phillies, Eagles, Sixers, Devils and The Union.

Here's what will happen. You will kill yourself from having to watch such disappointment, and then I'll be forced to kill your family. No win situation for you guys. Sorry.