Prove that you aren't a Barbie girl

MyNameIsCharlie · March 17, 2016, 10:19:32 AM

In a Barbie world

Blonic the Fluxmeister · March 17, 2016, 10:21:44 AM

B-but life is plastic. It's fantastic.

Doctor Doom · March 17, 2016, 10:41:34 AM

I have nipples.

CrunchTime420 · March 17, 2016, 04:54:57 PM

If you try to brush my hair I'll shank you

Ushan · March 17, 2016, 04:56:51 PM

I am a barbie girl.

MyNameIsCharlie · March 17, 2016, 06:09:22 PM

If you try to brush my hair I'll shank you

But undressing you everywhere is okay?

CrunchTime420 · March 17, 2016, 06:10:16 PM

Buy me dinner and we'll talk ;o

MyNameIsCharlie · March 17, 2016, 07:49:17 PM

Buy me dinner and we'll talk ;o

Sandtrap · March 17, 2016, 07:51:04 PM

I'm not perfectly geometrically and symetrically constructed like Ken is.

Dietrich Six · March 17, 2016, 08:06:56 PM

You can't see my abs

🂿 · March 18, 2016, 09:21:05 AM

The Lord Ruler · March 18, 2016, 09:55:52 AM

I used to masturbate over my sister's barbies while i made ken watch

Pippen · March 18, 2016, 10:00:02 AM

I actually have genitalia.