NSFW Pretty =/= Good Sex

MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Get of my lawn
If the objective is great sex, then looks aren't always the best indicator if she knows her way around a dick. There are a myriad of other things that one must look for when going for a godly orgasm. Look for flexibility, muscle tone, experience, and most of all, lowered inhibitions.

Discuss


Ásgeirr | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
thanks for the daily wisdom

top lad

really appreciate it m8


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my mother told me that my biological father gave a great screw.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
Stop making threads


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thanks sherlock


 
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It's better to have enjoyment than just a gold trophy.


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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
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Get of my lawn
Stop making threads

I will continue until the tears flow from the pain of your ruptured anuses. The pretty red bloom of your prolapsed colons will be the light I strive for in my darkest hours.

That and I know your uncle face rapes you every time I make a new thread


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
charlie never stop making threads plzz


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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
Stop making threads

I will continue until the tears flow from the pain of your ruptured anuses. The pretty red bloom of your prolapsed colons will be the light I strive for in my darkest hours.

That and I know your uncle face rapes you every time I make a new thread
haha well played good gentlesir, you get an upboat for winning the internet :^)


 
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fuck you
Nice meme


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
I'm going to have to agree. In my experience the better looking the girl the less she's going to be good in the sack.

No girl handles a dick like a fat chick with low self esteem.


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No girl handles a dick like a fat chick with low self esteem.

It's cause they're grateful


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
No girl handles a dick like a fat chick with low self esteem.

It's cause they're grateful
Plus you don't have to reciprocate,  they're just happy to be there.


MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Get of my lawn
No girl handles a dick like a fat chick with low self esteem.

It's cause they're grateful
Plus you don't have to reciprocate,  they're just happy to be there.

An Austraian fat chick gave me my first prostate massage. She swallowed when I finished. That remains one of my top 5 nuts.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison


No girl handles a dick like a fat chick with low self esteem.

It's cause they're grateful
Plus you don't have to reciprocate,  they're just happy to be there.

An Austraian fat chick gave me my first prostate massage. She swallowed when I finished. That remains one of my top 5 nuts.

Sounds magical


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ayy lmao
TIL Charlie's gf is hideous


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Someone I met gave amazing head, but not as pretty as her photos. She was awake for a day and a half when we met though, so maybe I should give her the benefit of the doubt. Do kind of want it again.


RomanGladiator | Legendary Invincible!
 
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No girl handles a dick like a fat chick with low self esteem.

It's cause they're grateful
Plus you don't have to reciprocate,  they're just happy to be there.

An Austraian fat chick gave me my first prostate massage. She swallowed when I finished. That remains one of my top 5 nuts.
mmmm. Fat chicks know what they're doing. Sounds hot.


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ayy lmao
TIL people lie on the internet


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Wow op you sure are wise.


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uhhh...

- korrie
what


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These threads make it sound like you want to show off your sexual prowess to us but in reality, they're just pathetic and weak


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Yeah, but so what? With enough effort I can also give myself an amazing orgasm that'll rival anything a girl can give me.

Still doesn't beat the feeling I get when having sex with a true 8/10. Not just about orgasm


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I neither fear, nor despise.


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Your love gets me so high
while charlie has a point, i'd rather have mediocre sex with a girl i'm really attracted to instead of above-average sex with a landwhale


 
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Rockets on my X
Daily reminder that a healthy intake of salt is reccomended.


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Your love gets me so high
oh and charlie, keep making as many threads as you want, disregard these fuckboys :-)