NSFW Pretty =/= Good Sex

MyNameIsCharlie · October 04, 2015, 12:08:24 PM

If the objective is great sex, then looks aren't always the best indicator if she knows her way around a dick. There are a myriad of other things that one must look for when going for a godly orgasm. Look for flexibility, muscle tone, experience, and most of all, lowered inhibitions.

Discuss

Ásgeirr · October 04, 2015, 12:09:36 PM

thanks for the daily wisdom

top lad

really appreciate it m8

Ashalaam The Clam · October 04, 2015, 12:09:39 PM

my mother told me that my biological father gave a great screw.

Girl of Mystery · October 04, 2015, 12:10:44 PM

Stop making threads

Oh · October 04, 2015, 12:12:30 PM

thanks sherlock

Verbatim · October 04, 2015, 12:14:37 PM

Quote from: Citrus Snake on October 04, 2015, 12:10:44 PM

Stop making threads

human24 · October 04, 2015, 12:15:55 PM

It's better to have enjoyment than just a gold trophy.

Mordo · October 04, 2015, 12:19:02 PM

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MyNameIsCharlie · October 04, 2015, 12:21:13 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on October 04, 2015, 12:14:37 PM

Quote from: Citrus Snake on October 04, 2015, 12:10:44 PM
Stop making threads

I will continue until the tears flow from the pain of your ruptured anuses. The pretty red bloom of your prolapsed colons will be the light I strive for in my darkest hours.

That and I know your uncle face rapes you every time I make a new thread

gats · October 04, 2015, 12:22:14 PM

charlie never stop making threads plzz

Mordo · October 04, 2015, 12:31:28 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 04, 2015, 12:21:13 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on October 04, 2015, 12:14:37 PM
Quote from: Citrus Snake on October 04, 2015, 12:10:44 PM
Stop making threads

I will continue until the tears flow from the pain of your ruptured anuses. The pretty red bloom of your prolapsed colons will be the light I strive for in my darkest hours.

That and I know your uncle face rapes you every time I make a new thread

haha well played good gentlesir, you get an upboat for winning the internet :^)

True Turquoise · October 04, 2015, 12:32:32 PM

Nice meme

Dietrich Six · October 04, 2015, 12:36:33 PM

I'm going to have to agree. In my experience the better looking the girl the less she's going to be good in the sack.

No girl handles a dick like a fat chick with low self esteem.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 04, 2015, 12:40:27 PM

Quote from: DietrichSix on October 04, 2015, 12:36:33 PM

No girl handles a dick like a fat chick with low self esteem.

It's cause they're grateful

Dietrich Six · October 04, 2015, 12:41:10 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 04, 2015, 12:40:27 PM

Quote from: DietrichSix on October 04, 2015, 12:36:33 PM
No girl handles a dick like a fat chick with low self esteem.

It's cause they're grateful

Plus you don't have to reciprocate, they're just happy to be there.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 04, 2015, 12:44:01 PM

Quote from: DietrichSix on October 04, 2015, 12:41:10 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 04, 2015, 12:40:27 PM
Quote from: DietrichSix on October 04, 2015, 12:36:33 PM
No girl handles a dick like a fat chick with low self esteem.

It's cause they're grateful
Plus you don't have to reciprocate, they're just happy to be there.

An Austraian fat chick gave me my first prostate massage. She swallowed when I finished. That remains one of my top 5 nuts.

Dietrich Six · October 04, 2015, 12:45:50 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 04, 2015, 12:44:01 PM

Quote from: DietrichSix on October 04, 2015, 12:41:10 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 04, 2015, 12:40:27 PM
Quote from: DietrichSix on October 04, 2015, 12:36:33 PM
No girl handles a dick like a fat chick with low self esteem.

It's cause they're grateful
Plus you don't have to reciprocate, they're just happy to be there.

An Austraian fat chick gave me my first prostate massage. She swallowed when I finished. That remains one of my top 5 nuts.

Sounds magical

Hiding from Ninjas · October 04, 2015, 01:22:45 PM

rC · October 04, 2015, 01:34:28 PM

TIL Charlie's gf is hideous

RomanGladiator · October 04, 2015, 01:36:27 PM

Someone I met gave amazing head, but not as pretty as her photos. She was awake for a day and a half when we met though, so maybe I should give her the benefit of the doubt. Do kind of want it again.

RomanGladiator · October 04, 2015, 01:44:08 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 04, 2015, 12:44:01 PM

Quote from: DietrichSix on October 04, 2015, 12:41:10 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 04, 2015, 12:40:27 PM
Quote from: DietrichSix on October 04, 2015, 12:36:33 PM
No girl handles a dick like a fat chick with low self esteem.

It's cause they're grateful
Plus you don't have to reciprocate, they're just happy to be there.

An Austraian fat chick gave me my first prostate massage. She swallowed when I finished. That remains one of my top 5 nuts.

mmmm. Fat chicks know what they're doing. Sounds hot.

rC · October 04, 2015, 01:44:21 PM

TIL people lie on the internet

Onion · October 04, 2015, 02:02:27 PM

Wow op you sure are wise.

Korra · October 04, 2015, 02:45:56 PM

Coomer · October 04, 2015, 03:00:43 PM

These threads make it sound like you want to show off your sexual prowess to us but in reality, they're just pathetic and weak

Jive Turkey · October 04, 2015, 03:05:08 PM

Yeah, but so what? With enough effort I can also give myself an amazing orgasm that'll rival anything a girl can give me.

Still doesn't beat the feeling I get when having sex with a true 8/10. Not just about orgasm