>be me>be 16>have first girlfriend>said she'll give me a BJ>her mom grounds her or some shit>bj delayed>she wants to do drugs tell her not to>said she wants to know what it's like>areuretarded.jpg>does drugs with her shit friends behind my back>tell her I'm disappointed >she cries and is sad for next few days>try to make it better>breaks up with me over text>MFW she wasted a month of my time and I didn't even get that bj she promised
Quote from: Lord Ruler on July 28, 2014, 01:18:22 PM>be me>be 16>have first girlfriend>said she'll give me a BJ>her mom grounds her or some shit>bj delayed>she wants to do drugs tell her not to>said she wants to know what it's like>areuretarded.jpg>does drugs with her shit friends behind my back>tell her I'm disappointed >she cries and is sad for next few days>try to make it better>breaks up with me over text>MFW she wasted a month of my time and I didn't even get that bj she promisedanother similar story with my ex.>talks about she wants sex non-stop for a month>gets perfect opportunity for it>she says " this feels weird">doesn't have sex>Han remains a virgin.
When I was 14 I almost had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Toronto and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing COD with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ?you show me yours, I?ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 14 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said ?fresh? and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought ?naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!? I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie ?yo homes smell ya later!? Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.Lel get rekt XD
Quote from: TBlocks on July 28, 2014, 01:23:34 PMWhen I was 14 I almost had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Toronto and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing COD with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ?you show me yours, I?ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 14 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said ?fresh? and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought ?naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!? I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie ?yo homes smell ya later!? Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.Lel get rekt XDThat copypasta is so old. Saw that coming when I saw, "14".But it's still hilarious.
Quote from: TBlocks on July 28, 2014, 01:23:34 PMWhen I was 14 I almost had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Toronto and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing COD with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ?you show me yours, I?ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 14 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said ?fresh? and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought ?naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!? I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie ?yo homes smell ya later!? Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.Lel get rekt XDLol
Quote from: Lord Ruler on July 28, 2014, 01:25:32 PMQuote from: TBlocks on July 28, 2014, 01:23:34 PMWhen I was 14 I almost had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Toronto and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing COD with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ?you show me yours, I?ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 14 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said ?fresh? and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought ?naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!? I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie ?yo homes smell ya later!? Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.Lel get rekt XDThat copypasta is so old. Saw that coming when I saw, "14".But it's still hilarious.Y'know I saw an oppertunity and uhhhhh I took it and uhhhh Y'know just trying to do my part and uhhh Y'know try and get the win out there.
>tfw never had the opportunity to be cock blocked because never had an opportunity to use my cock
Quote from: Lord Ruler on July 28, 2014, 01:18:22 PM>be me>be 16>have first girlfriend>said she'll give me a BJ>her mom grounds her or some shit>bj delayed>she wants to do drugs tell her not to>said she wants to know what it's like>areuretarded.jpg>does drugs with her shit friends behind my back>tell her I'm disappointed >she cries and is sad for next few days>try to make it better>breaks up with me over text>MFW she wasted a month of my time and I didn't even get that bj she promisedDamnit, WHY CAN'T I LIKE POSTS!