post times that you've been cock blocked.

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does this stuff even work?
at band camp my ex gf's friends would never leave.


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ayy lmao
>tfw never had the opportunity to be cock blocked because never had an opportunity to use my cock


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>be me
>be 16
>have first girlfriend
>said she'll give me a BJ
>her mom grounds her or some shit
>bj delayed
>she wants to do drugs tell her not to
>said she wants to know what it's like
>areuretarded.jpg
>does drugs with her shit friends behind my back
>tell her I'm disappointed
>she cries and is sad for next few days
>try to make it better
>breaks up with me over text
>MFW she wasted a month of my time and I didn't even get that bj she promised





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does this stuff even work?
>be me
>be 16
>have first girlfriend
>said she'll give me a BJ
>her mom grounds her or some shit
>bj delayed
>she wants to do drugs tell her not to
>said she wants to know what it's like
>areuretarded.jpg
>does drugs with her shit friends behind my back
>tell her I'm disappointed
>she cries and is sad for next few days
>try to make it better
>breaks up with me over text
>MFW she wasted a month of my time and I didn't even get that bj she promised




another similar story with my ex.

>talks about she wants sex non-stop for a month
>gets perfect opportunity for it
>she says " this feels weird"
>doesn't have sex
>Han remains a virgin.


 
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When I was 14 I almost had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Toronto and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing COD with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ?you show me yours, I?ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 14 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said ?fresh? and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought ?naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!? I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie ?yo homes smell ya later!? Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
Lel get rekt XD


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>be me
>be 16
>have first girlfriend
>said she'll give me a BJ
>her mom grounds her or some shit
>bj delayed
>she wants to do drugs tell her not to
>said she wants to know what it's like
>areuretarded.jpg
>does drugs with her shit friends behind my back
>tell her I'm disappointed
>she cries and is sad for next few days
>try to make it better
>breaks up with me over text
>MFW she wasted a month of my time and I didn't even get that bj she promised




another similar story with my ex.

>talks about she wants sex non-stop for a month
>gets perfect opportunity for it
>she says " this feels weird"
>doesn't have sex
>Han remains a virgin.

Bitches be trifling.


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When I was 14 I almost had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Toronto and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing COD with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ?you show me yours, I?ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 14 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said ?fresh? and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought ?naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!? I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie ?yo homes smell ya later!? Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
Lel get rekt XD

That copypasta is so old. Saw that coming when I saw, "14".

But it's still hilarious.


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uhhh...

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When I was 14 I almost had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Toronto and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing COD with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ?you show me yours, I?ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 14 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said ?fresh? and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought ?naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!? I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie ?yo homes smell ya later!? Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
Lel get rekt XD

Lol


 
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When I was 14 I almost had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Toronto and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing COD with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ?you show me yours, I?ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 14 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said ?fresh? and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought ?naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!? I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie ?yo homes smell ya later!? Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
Lel get rekt XD

That copypasta is so old. Saw that coming when I saw, "14".

But it's still hilarious.
Y'know I saw an oppertunity and uhhhhh I took it and uhhhh Y'know just trying to do my part and uhhh Y'know try and get the win out there.


 
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When I was 14 I almost had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Toronto and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing COD with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ?you show me yours, I?ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 14 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said ?fresh? and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought ?naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!? I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie ?yo homes smell ya later!? Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
Lel get rekt XD

Lol
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When I was 14 I almost had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Toronto and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing COD with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ?you show me yours, I?ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 14 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said ?fresh? and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought ?naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!? I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie ?yo homes smell ya later!? Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
Lel get rekt XD

That copypasta is so old. Saw that coming when I saw, "14".

But it's still hilarious.
Y'know I saw an oppertunity and uhhhhh I took it and uhhhh Y'know just trying to do my part and uhhh Y'know try and get the win out there.


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>be me
>be 16
>have first girlfriend
>said she'll give me a BJ
>her mom grounds her or some shit
>bj delayed
>she wants to do drugs tell her not to
>said she wants to know what it's like
>areuretarded.jpg
>does drugs with her shit friends behind my back
>tell her I'm disappointed
>she cries and is sad for next few days
>try to make it better
>breaks up with me over text
>MFW she wasted a month of my time and I didn't even get that bj she promised



Damnit, WHY CAN'T I LIKE POSTS!


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When I was 14 I almost had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Toronto and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing COD with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ?you show me yours, I?ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 14 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said ?fresh? and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought ?naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!? I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie ?yo homes smell ya later!? Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
Lel get rekt XD
10/10


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>be me
>be 16
>have first girlfriend
>said she'll give me a BJ
>her mom grounds her or some shit
>bj delayed
>she wants to do drugs tell her not to
>said she wants to know what it's like
>areuretarded.jpg
>does drugs with her shit friends behind my back
>tell her I'm disappointed
>she cries and is sad for next few days
>try to make it better
>breaks up with me over text
>MFW she wasted a month of my time and I didn't even get that bj she promised



Damnit, WHY CAN'T I LIKE POSTS!
I dunno


 
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