lol what a loser

I don't get it.

He said he loved some girl.

Quote from: Elegiac on September 07, 2014, 12:16:25 AM

I don't get it.

He said he loved some girl.

Ohhhhhhhh... I just assumed it was appropriate, or a casual thing.

Going onto Panama City Beach during Spring Break....
I live there, but I'm not on the beach.

Holy........cow the crap I saw in one day.
I went because my friend from the Naval Academy wanted to go,
but dang we both regretted it.

You wonder what society is like without rules?
That was it.

Cops were too far from the beach to even do anything -_-

Were some miscreants smoking that demon drug marihuana?

Against better judgement, I attempted to cut wood in the rain with a chainsaw.

Needless to say, I learned my lesson. And I got lucky.

Quote from: SecondClass on September 07, 2014, 01:07:25 AM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on September 07, 2014, 01:05:10 AM

Going onto Panama City Beach during Spring Break....
I live there, but I'm not on the beach.

Holy........cow the crap I saw in one day.
I went because my friend from the Naval Academy wanted to go,
but dang we both regretted it.

You wonder what society is like without rules?
That was it.

Cops were too far from the beach to even do anything -_-

Were some miscreants smoking that demon drug marihuana?

there were some hookahs set up in the sand,
and a few blunts out in the open BUT the problems were:

1) firecrackers were thrown in crowds
2) saw a dude try to fight 3 girls, then HE got jumped by the entire freaking crowd
3) I........got twerked on trying to get through a moshpit -_________-
4) as we were in the parking lot leaving, everyone started running(probably another fight)
5) police chopper was circling the club we parked by
6) everyone was drunk

6 isn't really a problem, but yeah, the rest of that seems really annoying.

Wait who is she/he/it?

A girl, those human things with bewbs.

Quote from: BioSmiley on September 07, 2014, 01:49:33 AM

Wait, is that the girl who friendzoned you for Kernan (something like that).

Hahahahahaha no.

This girl does have a bf though. And I wouldn't say I was friendzoned :p

She said she loved you, there is only one thing to do......FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

Quote from: BioSmiley on September 07, 2014, 02:44:49 AM

Quote from: Mr Whiteflame on September 07, 2014, 02:41:33 AM

Quote from: BioSmiley on September 07, 2014, 01:49:33 AM

Wait, is that the girl who friendzoned you for Kernan (something like that).

Hahahahahaha no.

This girl does have a bf though. And I wouldn't say I was friendzoned :p

She said she loved you, there is only one thing to do......FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

Maybe I already have .

Dreams don't count dude. :3

XD
I kid, I kid. Good job.

Let's see, shall we:


-Ran over bees when I a kid (sadistic fucker I was), picked one up, got stung.


-Attempted to break a piece of wood in half when I was a kid, ended up headbutting a concrete windowsill full force.


-Got drunk (waaay later from ^), broke a thick plank of wood off my knee for a campfire, didn't feel the pain until the next morning -_-.


-Put a spoon in a microwave with my soup, fried the microwave.


-Worst of all, nearly killed me...turned a soaking wet light-switch on. That was shocking. They say it's the Amps that'll kill you, but 240 Volts really fucking hurts.

I've set a fair amount of shit on fire.
Luckily they all got put out quickly. Otherwise the things I've burnt up would include houses and a hill top.
And myself.

Ive burned down a old potato cellar and almost set a forest fire.

Smooth.

a hill top.

OT: either swearing at a cop or throwing a spanner through somebody's greenhouse.