Post short paragraphs ITT and I will read them out in my sweet Welsh voice

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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
No longer than 2 paragraphs. I won't read overcomplicated sounding shit.


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
β€”β€”Carmen
I am but God's finger, John. If he would condemn Elizabeth, she will be condemned.


 
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
I am but God's finger, John. If he would condemn Elizabeth, she will be condemned.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09ydL3e1hGI


 
 
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I won't read overcomplicated sounding shit.
oh


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
β€”β€”Carmen
I am but God's finger, John. If he would condemn Elizabeth, she will be condemned.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09ydL3e1hGI
oh my god, I thought you were overstating your accent

that's pretty awesome


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0heWfZptpto


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Llanfairpwllgwyn-
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I won't read overcomplicated sounding shit.
oh

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r8S29UjgZ0


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Excerpt from a review I made on Eva Q:

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And here lies the problem with the Eva Q, it's contradictory while trying not to be. Shinji saved the world but he really didn't but we're supposed to think that even with the only outcome being that and extinction he's somehow bad for it. This all runs on the notion that he was even responsible to begin with. This goes back to the movie's contradictory nature. Shinji has been stated very clearly to be responsible for Near-Third Impact, yet he is blamed for the actual Third Impact despite being categorized as two different events.

This goes into the other problems with Q: the rest of the cast are either lying sacks of shit or stupid sacks of shit. Misato's crew either lies to Shinji about his deeds or is too stupid to realize that he is not at fault (something they DO know since they're fighting the real mastermind, his father). Kaworu conveniently leaves out how he halted Near-Third Impact and then says Shinji was the cause of what came after. Either these characters are not giving us the whole picture intentionally (unlikely) or Anno has no idea what he's doing.


 
 
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I won't read overcomplicated sounding shit.
oh

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r8S29UjgZ0
10/10 lad

I knew you had it in you ;-;7


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
I am but God's finger, John. If he would condemn Elizabeth, she will be condemned.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09ydL3e1hGI
oh my god, I thought you were overstating your accent

that's pretty awesome
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y0QsnXHZuG


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Excerpt from a review I made on Eva Q:

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And here lies the problem with the Eva Q, it's contradictory while trying not to be. Shinji saved the world but he really didn't but we're supposed to think that even with the only outcome being that and extinction he's somehow bad for it. This all runs on the notion that he was even responsible to begin with. This goes back to the movie's contradictory nature. Shinji has been stated very clearly to be responsible for Near-Third Impact, yet he is blamed for the actual Third Impact despite being categorized as two different events.

This goes into the other problems with Q: the rest of the cast are either lying sacks of shit or stupid sacks of shit. Misato's crew either lies to Shinji about his deeds or is too stupid to realize that he is not at fault (something they DO know since they're fighting the real mastermind, his father). Kaworu conveniently leaves out how he halted Near-Third Impact and then says Shinji was the cause of what came after. Either these characters are not giving us the whole picture intentionally (unlikely) or Anno has no idea what he's doing.

I tried
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17HmJyBSRCC


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
10/10 I like the Cow Whoa Roo pronunciation.

I tried
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17HmJyBSRCC

I'm terrible with Japanese names


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Still better than the English VA's.

I'm terrible with Japanese names


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Now he's just gay
Uh, fuck
I don't fuck with you
You lil stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you
You lil, you lil dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you
I got a million trillion things I'd rather fuckin' do
Than to be fuckin' with you, lil stupid ass

Got a million things on my mind, executive deals online
Limited amount of time, chasin' these dollar signs and you ain't on your grind
You liable to find me up in the MGM casino in the D
Fuckin' off fetti I coulda put on property
From the Bay to the Murder Mitten, my niggas put murder missions
She choosin', that's her decision, free my niggas in prison
On the phone with a bitch who can't do shit
For a pimp but make a nigga hella rich
Got a blunt in my dental, blowin' hemp in a rental
On my way, to Sacramento, late night, Arsenio
I'm never sentimental, go hard or go homeless
Barely Harley, I'm chromeless, you might end up domeless
I bet you she into me, her cheddar, she givin' me
I'll make a bitch stand outside forever like the Statue of Liberty
Rest in pimp, Pimp C, underground king of the South
I raise my Styrofoam up, and pour some drank in my mouth
Why you always coming around with bad news?
Say you want me to win, but hope I lose
Askin' if I rock with other niggas in the crew
But them niggas cool, it's just that


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Uh, fuck
I don't fuck with you
You lil stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you
You lil, you lil dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you
I got a million trillion things I'd rather fuckin' do
Than to be fuckin' with you, lil stupid ass

Got a million things on my mind, executive deals online
Limited amount of time, chasin' these dollar signs and you ain't on your grind
You liable to find me up in the MGM casino in the D
Fuckin' off fetti I coulda put on property
From the Bay to the Murder Mitten, my niggas put murder missions
She choosin', that's her decision, free my niggas in prison
On the phone with a bitch who can't do shit
For a pimp but make a nigga hella rich
Got a blunt in my dental, blowin' hemp in a rental
On my way, to Sacramento, late night, Arsenio
I'm never sentimental, go hard or go homeless
Barely Harley, I'm chromeless, you might end up domeless
I bet you she into me, her cheddar, she givin' me
I'll make a bitch stand outside forever like the Statue of Liberty
Rest in pimp, Pimp C, underground king of the South
I raise my Styrofoam up, and pour some drank in my mouth
Why you always coming around with bad news?
Say you want me to win, but hope I lose
Askin' if I rock with other niggas in the crew
But them niggas cool, it's just that
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13I4hLLCa4i


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

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Let me ask you something first. Do you want a regular vanilla relationship with no kinky fuckery at all?"
My mouth drops open. "Kinky fuckery?" I squeak.
"Kinky fuckery."
"I can't believe you said that.'
"Well, I did. Answer me," he says calmly.
I flush. My inner goddess is down on bended knee with her hands clasped in supplication begging me.
"I like your kinky fuckery," I whisper.”


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
I get enough of that accent in D&D games


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Let me ask you something first. Do you want a regular vanilla relationship with no kinky fuckery at all?"
My mouth drops open. "Kinky fuckery?" I squeak.
"Kinky fuckery."
"I can't believe you said that.'
"Well, I did. Answer me," he says calmly.
I flush. My inner goddess is down on bended knee with her hands clasped in supplication begging me.
"I like your kinky fuckery," I whisper.”

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rhgH5AAWky


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
I get enough of that accent in D&D games

You know you do


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Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
There is a realm of existence, so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I, am beyond your comprehension. I, am Sovereign.
"Reaper" A label created by the Protheans, to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they chose to call us is irrelevant... we simply, are.
Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades, you wither and die. We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution, and existence. Before us, you, are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We, are the end of everything.


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Everything the commentator says in this video.

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It, uh... looks like more than it is. Remember I gave you a good review !

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As soon as his mount's hooves struck the dirt, he pitched from his saddle. But he did not sprawl. Staggering like a holed ship in a storm, he managed to stay on his feet. Awkward and urgent, he confronted Kastenessen as if he had forgotten that the Elohim could reduce his bones to ash.
In his maimed hands, the gem of the krill shone like a kept promise in an abandoned world.
"You-!" Kastenessen began: a strangled howl. Rage clenched in his throat, choked off his protest.
"Try me," Covenant panted as if he were on the verge of prostration. "Do you worst." He looked too weak to withstand a slap. Streaked by conflicting illuminations, his face had the pallor of a wasting disease. Still he was Thomas Covenant. He did not falter. "See what happens.
"I killed my ex-wife. I helped destroy a raver. And I've seen the Worm of the World's End. I am done with restraint!" His teeth gnashed. "I used to care how much you've suffered. I don't anymore. If you think you can beat me, go ahead. I'm wild magic, you crazy bastard. I'll cut you apart where you stand."
Jeremiah stared and stared, and could not name his astonishment, when Kastenessen flinched-
-and took an alarmed step backward.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
I'll get back to it. Haven't forgotten.


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So... I guess I'm going to have to pick up after your horrendous mistakes on here too?
Send me out... with a bang...


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Holy shit that's a strong South Wales accent, and that's coming from someone who's lived here too long.

It's like anything involving "oh" is just elongated far too much; similar to that episode from Archer;
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But anywho, here's my random list of things.
"No"
"Coal"
"Pool"
"Pontypridd"
"Aberdaugleddau"

If you can shove em all into a sentence, that'd be great.
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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
"I am disappointed, Veidt. Very disappointed. Restructuring myself after the subtraction of my intrinsic field was the first trick I learned. It didn't kill Osterman. Did you think it would kill me? I've walked across the surface of the sun. I've seen events so tiny and so fast they hardly can be said to have occurred at all, but you...you are only a man. And the world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than its smartest termite."


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Your voice reminds me of Karl Pilkington so much.

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