oh alright
...Have you ever actually said or done anything of interest on this website? You come off more like a spectator than a poster. I see you
liking posts almost as often as you create them, and when you actually
do have something to say, it's typically within the sidelines of some heated argument between two other members--rarely contributing anything of value yourself. You'e just another member of the peanut gallery, really. You're 7000 posts of forgettable fluff.
Hit me
Decimator 2.0, and currently the closest conceivable comparison to a mosquito on this website. A smarmy, parasitic, glib personality, coupled with a piss-poor sense of humor--and you're a brony. Not a fantastic combination.
Hit that big red button!
You never were the brightest light in the harbor. I've had many difficulties with you in the past, especially regarding your comprehension of certain ideas that required perhaps a little bit more thought than you were perhaps capable of at the time. You never really came across to me as a big fan of logic, and I can only hope you've edged away from that mentality in your somewhat lengthy absence.
I bet it's because I'm an uncreative shitposter.
Actually, it's because you're a piddly piece of fucking drunken tryhard degenerate shit, you fucking Gliscor-using faggot. Everyone on this website is an uncreative shitposter--what exactly makes you special?
Do it so I can have a reason to want to see the life in your eyes drain away
How could you? You're a vacuous, empty-headed motherfucker. You probably lack the imagination required to even neurologically
process what you just described. You probably think in stick figures--simple objects to match your simple personality and simple posts. The one thing people know you for on this forum is your childish infatuation with this video game character, who isn't even that attractive to begin with. You're asking me to roast you when you're not even a member of this fucking community.
hi
While your starry-eyed fascination with space is cute, it's also misguided. The universe is nowhere near as cool as you want to believe it is. The fact that we have people like you, feverishly masturbating to Japanese cartoons of questionable legality, makes the universe a horrible, horrible place. Your degeneracy is a blight to all humanity.
go easy please
Here, we have the classic example of the human being. Intelligent enough to form words and coherent thoughts, but still so owned by its most carnal and primal psychological desires, which only serve to disintellectualize all of society. A hedonistic degenerate
fully aware of its debauchery and wanton shitheadery, yet refuses to do anything to improve--while mendaciously claiming, "it's in my nature."
This insidious and regressive outlook is rife across our zeitgeist, and I'm hard-pressed to find a better manifestation of that attitude in any other user on this website than yourself--except maybe Cindy, or perhaps SecondClass.
There's nothing more infuriating than watching an intelligent person such as yourself
concede a point, only to make
no life adjustments whatsoever, if the point happens to implicate your lifestyle in some way. That's what I hate about you, because that's the type of person you come across as--a perpetual disappointment.
Let's go fam
Some of your avatars (((trigger))) me.
You... You... You hate me?
I've been exaggerating for a lot of these, but you
genuinely creep me the fuck out, guy. I don't need to tell you why, either.
Uh oh. Be gentle.
I find at times that you can have this extremely glib, cavalier attitude towards any idea that you happen to oppose. Whereas I actively vocalize my distaste for any idea I dislike, you tend to take a more passive-aggressive approach, and I never liked that. Turkey does the same shit, but he happens to do it better, and with a shade of wit. Your sense of humor is just
incredibly bland, and you're one of the very few userson this website who has never once made me laugh. Perhaps this could be attributed to your brony scummery.
let's go
Congratulations! Over the past year, your sense of humor has evolved. You're no longer the Jerry Seinfeld of Sep7agon.
You're the Dane Cook.
3 hatreds please
You tend to brush off any valid criticisms some users may have about your personality--usually responding only with the predictable "LOL," or acting super defensive, instead of just owning up to what you do and what you say on this website. In all my time using this forum, I've seen you own up to your flaws
once, about six months ago, and you haven't done a great deal to change. You don't care, though, because it's just the Internet. You have a cushion of anonymity to sit on for as long as you remain nameless, so you can say whatever horrible shit to anybody you want (and you
have said some shit to people--shit that eclipses the worst things
I've ever said).
You're obtuse as all motherfuck. Nothing seems to get through to your head until the tenth time arguing about the same stupid-ass subject. You're also bitter, and though you claim not to hold grudges--you so obviously do. You berate members you dislike much harder than the ones you do. Maybe they're not "grudges," per se, but you can't deny that, for you, getting along with a member you've once fought or disagreed with is something of a challenge.
You know what though? I'm actually glad we've managed to keep the water under the bridge between us lately. We haven't fought in ages, and we like each other's posts a lot more often than we'd ever used to. Honestly, when's the last time we argued about anything? I don't even know, and that's kinda nice, but you're still an obtuse, stubborn, petty, and angry asshole with an overall shit taste in humor.
mew
Most of your complaints about video games are absolutely asinine, and are frustrating to read. Instead of sitting back and asking yourself, "Maybe I just suck at this game?" you like to blame the mechanics, or whatever, and that's pretty lame.
This should be good
Oh look, it's the biggest chauvinist cunt in Gaming. Watch as he shoehorns his anti-feminist rhetoric into threads that don't even have anything to do with feminism. Observe the diarrhea flow from his gaping maw whenever someone even
mentions feminism. Did I mention this guy hates feminism? Don't worry, because he'll be sure to let you know.
You focus your effort on this single issue because that's the trendy and cool thing to do on the Internet right now. Calling feminists out on their bullshit is the currently the quickest avenue for Internet brownie points, and like a fly on horseshit, you latch onto the subject any chance you get to spew your consistently ignorant outlook on the philosophy--an outlook that you've no doubt sapped from halfwit YouTube faggots like Sargon of Akkad and the Amazing Atheist.
Don't even think for a
moment that you might be a little bit misguided, or that your outlook is a vapid caricature of reality. Gotta do what's popular to do on the Internet. Fight the good fight, dudebro.
do it you rancid swine
Did you really have to spoil MGS for those guys? C'mon man.
too bad you love me fam
yeah :/
thats what I thought bitch
I'm sorry that was rood
And really? I'm pretty surprised you don't anything to say about me.
you're one of the many users i'd really have to strain myself to think of anything
besides, roasting five year olds isn't really my shit--that's a little bit too cruel
Post here and I'll describe why I hate you