Same thing I always do, copious amounts of pussy amirite guys

I feel like I'd die shuffling down a staircase before I ever manage to eat someone.

You are an intelligent zombie on the flat ground. With the person of your choice in front of you.

That better? Also you can't die when you're dead already.

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 07, 2015, 09:22:23 PM

I feel like I'd die shuffling down a staircase before I ever manage to eat someone.

You are an intelligent zombie on the flat ground. With the person of your choice in front of you.

That better? Also you can't die when you're dead already.

You can become quadriplegic, though.

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 07, 2015, 09:35:23 PM

Quote from: Sergeant Pip on September 07, 2015, 09:30:44 PM

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 07, 2015, 09:22:23 PM

I feel like I'd die shuffling down a staircase before I ever manage to eat someone.

You are an intelligent zombie on the flat ground. With the person of your choice in front of you.

That better? Also you can't die when you're dead already.

You can become quadriplegic, though.

You are a very intelligent and non quadriplegic zombie.
Now eat somebody got damnit.

I abhor violence.

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 07, 2015, 09:46:25 PM

Quote from: Sergeant Pip on September 07, 2015, 09:41:54 PM

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 07, 2015, 09:35:23 PM

Quote from: Sergeant Pip on September 07, 2015, 09:30:44 PM

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 07, 2015, 09:22:23 PM

I feel like I'd die shuffling down a staircase before I ever manage to eat someone.

You are an intelligent zombie on the flat ground. With the person of your choice in front of you.

That better? Also you can't die when you're dead already.

You can become quadriplegic, though.

You are a very intelligent and non quadriplegic zombie.
Now eat somebody got damnit.

I abhor violence.

You have no choice.

Then why are you asking me?

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 07, 2015, 09:49:07 PM

Quote from: Sergeant Pip on September 07, 2015, 09:48:35 PM

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 07, 2015, 09:46:25 PM

Quote from: Sergeant Pip on September 07, 2015, 09:41:54 PM

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 07, 2015, 09:35:23 PM

Quote from: Sergeant Pip on September 07, 2015, 09:30:44 PM

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 07, 2015, 09:22:23 PM

I feel like I'd die shuffling down a staircase before I ever manage to eat someone.

You are an intelligent zombie on the flat ground. With the person of your choice in front of you.

That better? Also you can't die when you're dead already.

You can become quadriplegic, though.

You are a very intelligent and non quadriplegic zombie.
Now eat somebody got damnit.

I abhor violence.

You have no choice.

Then why are you asking me?

You have no choice on if you want to kill or not, you get to choose who to kill.
Just kill Kim Jong Un or something.

Make me.

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 07, 2015, 09:52:48 PM

Quote from: Sergeant Pip on September 07, 2015, 09:50:02 PM

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 07, 2015, 09:49:07 PM

Quote from: Sergeant Pip on September 07, 2015, 09:48:35 PM

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 07, 2015, 09:46:25 PM

Quote from: Sergeant Pip on September 07, 2015, 09:41:54 PM

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 07, 2015, 09:35:23 PM

Quote from: Sergeant Pip on September 07, 2015, 09:30:44 PM

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 07, 2015, 09:22:23 PM

I feel like I'd die shuffling down a staircase before I ever manage to eat someone.

You are an intelligent zombie on the flat ground. With the person of your choice in front of you.

That better? Also you can't die when you're dead already.

You can become quadriplegic, though.

You are a very intelligent and non quadriplegic zombie.
Now eat somebody got damnit.

I abhor violence.

You have no choice.

Then why are you asking me?

You have no choice on if you want to kill or not, you get to choose who to kill.
Just kill Kim Jong Un or something.

Make me.

You kill yourself

But I'm a zombie, I can't die.