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Ásgeirr | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
I LOVE YOU BE MAI BOYFRIEND PLS
IM GOING TO HAVE TO POLITELY SAY NO.


 
True Turquoise
| MILF Hunter
 
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fuck you
IM GOING TO HAVE TO POLITELY SAY NO.




 
DAS B00T x2
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Go out with me Senpai
Let me consult the magic conch real quick...

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Aww, too bad.


Kinder Graham | Respected Invincible!
 
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TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
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Good intentions my ass.
I learned as much as I could, tried to impress her, only to get shit like "I'm lesbian" "I just don't trust you" and "You know nothing about me"
I never said she wasn't lesbian, I never lied to her, and I would have known something if she hadn't lied constantly. She had no reason to keep lying to me. I believed them and she said that was my fault. Then she tells me she never lied to me and got pissed because I didn't trust her.
We never fought or got into arguments like that. We just goofed off and teased around with each other a lot so entire different situation from yours. All I can say is that from plenty of experience, trying to impress and go above and beyond only leads to high expectations and it's not worth it. She does have bi-polar and some other issues though, so yeah



ABIGCOWPIE | Ascended Posting Riot
 
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And this is why you don't use a video game forum as a dating site, kids.
I learned my lesson please dun judge me


Ásgeirr | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.