Post Common Core math problems

MyNameIsCharlie · October 02, 2015, 11:55:33 PM

If you can line up 7 pencils on your desk, and your neighbor can balance a cat on his knee, and your desk smells like the color yellow, calculate the orbital velocity of Venus on October 30th in 2077.

alphy · October 03, 2015, 12:01:54 AM

common core is literally stupid

big sponge · October 03, 2015, 12:02:52 AM

I wonder how many people actually know what common core is.

October 03, 2015, 12:40:34 AM

If I give Joseph 3 watermelons, where is the event horizon on the black hole in the center of our galaxy?

Korra · October 03, 2015, 12:43:27 AM

If you kill yourself, how many Nexuses will you make happy in the night before Easter?

A salt rifle · October 03, 2015, 12:44:52 AM

Quote from: Avatar on October 03, 2015, 12:43:27 AM

If you kill yourself, how many Nexuses will you make happy in the night before Easter?

OHHH, that's an easy one!

It's all of them.

Kernel Kraut · October 03, 2015, 12:45:02 AM

2+Cat-Oprah Winfrey*9
——————————— = DA JEWS
2Goat(23+Texas)^OOOOOBEEEMAAA

Solve for OOOOOOBEEEEMAAA

Naru · October 03, 2015, 12:48:19 AM

im pretty sure calculating the orbital velocity of venus in 2077 can be done right now

Mad Max · October 03, 2015, 09:52:52 AM

Quote from: LC on October 03, 2015, 12:02:52 AM

I wonder how many people actually know what common core is.

i know Charlie's post is in jest, but the internet apparently thinks common core is teaching math in crazy new ways.

Spoiler alert, it isn't. CC doesn't dictate HOW to teach anything. CC dictates when a topic is covered in a student's education.