Also pornhub. Kek. Who even uses that site?
Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 18, 2015, 01:12:13 PMAlso pornhub. Kek. Who even uses that site?hey what do you have against pornhub?
QuotePornhub is sending a brand new computer to a man who smashed his laptop to stop his mum catching him watching porn.The teen, identified only as Denzel, made headlines when he tweeted a picture of a smashed laptop screen under the words ‘Mum was walking up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice’ followed by three crying emojis.But Denzel can dry his eyes after Pornhub announced that they would sending him a brand new computer for being a loyal fan.According to Pornhub, situations like Denzel’s are commonplace with users.‘We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realize that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan,’ said Vice President Corey Price.‘It’s also a serious blow to everyone who enjoys the privacy of a good w*** within the security of their rooms.‘We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgment in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R. As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.’Lel.
Pornhub is sending a brand new computer to a man who smashed his laptop to stop his mum catching him watching porn.The teen, identified only as Denzel, made headlines when he tweeted a picture of a smashed laptop screen under the words ‘Mum was walking up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice’ followed by three crying emojis.But Denzel can dry his eyes after Pornhub announced that they would sending him a brand new computer for being a loyal fan.According to Pornhub, situations like Denzel’s are commonplace with users.‘We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realize that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan,’ said Vice President Corey Price.‘It’s also a serious blow to everyone who enjoys the privacy of a good w*** within the security of their rooms.‘We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgment in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R. As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.’
Ummmm why not remove the power cord and battery? I could literally take the lock and safety lock off and pull out battery in 3 seconds.
ePorner for dat 1080p 60fps porn
Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 18, 2015, 01:37:07 PMePorner for dat 1080p 60fps pornNigga that's my main too.I don't want it to look like I'm sucking your dick, but could you be any more based?
Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 18, 2015, 01:11:40 PMUmmmm why not remove the power cord and battery? I could literally take the lock and safety lock off and pull out battery in 3 seconds.It seems as though you've had to do this before.Or extremely prepared.
Quote from: Kitsunekun on April 18, 2015, 04:26:54 PMQuote from: Raw Sugar on April 18, 2015, 01:11:40 PMUmmmm why not remove the power cord and battery? I could literally take the lock and safety lock off and pull out battery in 3 seconds.It seems as though you've had to do this before.Or extremely prepared.yeah I'm a crafty bitch. I take my privacy seriously. It's not my parents business to know what their 19 year old daughter does. Prying or straight out violating my privacy is srsly just going to destroy our trust and our relationship. I know they don't respect my privacy anyway so I'll just make sure it doesn't get to that point.
Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 19, 2015, 12:21:02 AMQuote from: Kitsunekun on April 18, 2015, 04:26:54 PMQuote from: Raw Sugar on April 18, 2015, 01:11:40 PMUmmmm why not remove the power cord and battery? I could literally take the lock and safety lock off and pull out battery in 3 seconds.It seems as though you've had to do this before.Or extremely prepared.yeah I'm a crafty bitch. I take my privacy seriously. It's not my parents business to know what their 19 year old daughter does. Prying or straight out violating my privacy is srsly just going to destroy our trust and our relationship. I know they don't respect my privacy anyway so I'll just make sure it doesn't get to that point.I know that feeling. I'm an only child and they were on top of me constantly (don't be a prude) Trying to keep my web identity hidden from them was a chore. They couldn't monitor from another computer because they were pretty much internet illiterate, but they would access my computer when I wasn't home and made me give my passwords up "or else no internet". Obviously I didn't want them to read my 13 year old fagfanfiction. So I managed to break my laptop to where everything was only accessible through the task manager. Problem solved.
Quote from: Kitsunekun on April 19, 2015, 01:04:09 AMQuote from: Raw Sugar on April 19, 2015, 12:21:02 AMQuote from: Kitsunekun on April 18, 2015, 04:26:54 PMQuote from: Raw Sugar on April 18, 2015, 01:11:40 PMUmmmm why not remove the power cord and battery? I could literally take the lock and safety lock off and pull out battery in 3 seconds.It seems as though you've had to do this before.Or extremely prepared.yeah I'm a crafty bitch. I take my privacy seriously. It's not my parents business to know what their 19 year old daughter does. Prying or straight out violating my privacy is srsly just going to destroy our trust and our relationship. I know they don't respect my privacy anyway so I'll just make sure it doesn't get to that point.I know that feeling. I'm an only child and they were on top of me constantly (don't be a prude) Trying to keep my web identity hidden from them was a chore. They couldn't monitor from another computer because they were pretty much internet illiterate, but they would access my computer when I wasn't home and made me give my passwords up "or else no internet". Obviously I didn't want them to read my 13 year old fagfanfiction. So I managed to break my laptop to where everything was only accessible through the task manager. Problem solved.lol. Sounds like my parents. Except my dad know how to use computers a bit more. There's some friction between us about the whole internet thing. But fuck I'm 19 and I'll be damned before another adult comes along and tells me what I can or can't do online. I'm so done with them.
Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 19, 2015, 02:35:10 AMQuote from: Kitsunekun on April 19, 2015, 01:04:09 AMQuote from: Raw Sugar on April 19, 2015, 12:21:02 AMQuote from: Kitsunekun on April 18, 2015, 04:26:54 PMQuote from: Raw Sugar on April 18, 2015, 01:11:40 PMUmmmm why not remove the power cord and battery? I could literally take the lock and safety lock off and pull out battery in 3 seconds.It seems as though you've had to do this before.Or extremely prepared.yeah I'm a crafty bitch. I take my privacy seriously. It's not my parents business to know what their 19 year old daughter does. Prying or straight out violating my privacy is srsly just going to destroy our trust and our relationship. I know they don't respect my privacy anyway so I'll just make sure it doesn't get to that point.I know that feeling. I'm an only child and they were on top of me constantly (don't be a prude) Trying to keep my web identity hidden from them was a chore. They couldn't monitor from another computer because they were pretty much internet illiterate, but they would access my computer when I wasn't home and made me give my passwords up "or else no internet". Obviously I didn't want them to read my 13 year old fagfanfiction. So I managed to break my laptop to where everything was only accessible through the task manager. Problem solved.lol. Sounds like my parents. Except my dad know how to use computers a bit more. There's some friction between us about the whole internet thing. But fuck I'm 19 and I'll be damned before another adult comes along and tells me what I can or can't do online. I'm so done with them.Well that's never fun that's why I moved out lol
Quote from: Kitsunekun on April 19, 2015, 11:48:36 AMQuote from: Raw Sugar on April 19, 2015, 02:35:10 AMQuote from: Kitsunekun on April 19, 2015, 01:04:09 AMQuote from: Raw Sugar on April 19, 2015, 12:21:02 AMQuote from: Kitsunekun on April 18, 2015, 04:26:54 PMQuote from: Raw Sugar on April 18, 2015, 01:11:40 PMUmmmm why not remove the power cord and battery? I could literally take the lock and safety lock off and pull out battery in 3 seconds.It seems as though you've had to do this before.Or extremely prepared.yeah I'm a crafty bitch. I take my privacy seriously. It's not my parents business to know what their 19 year old daughter does. Prying or straight out violating my privacy is srsly just going to destroy our trust and our relationship. I know they don't respect my privacy anyway so I'll just make sure it doesn't get to that point.I know that feeling. I'm an only child and they were on top of me constantly (don't be a prude) Trying to keep my web identity hidden from them was a chore. They couldn't monitor from another computer because they were pretty much internet illiterate, but they would access my computer when I wasn't home and made me give my passwords up "or else no internet". Obviously I didn't want them to read my 13 year old fagfanfiction. So I managed to break my laptop to where everything was only accessible through the task manager. Problem solved.lol. Sounds like my parents. Except my dad know how to use computers a bit more. There's some friction between us about the whole internet thing. But fuck I'm 19 and I'll be damned before another adult comes along and tells me what I can or can't do online. I'm so done with them.Well that's never fun that's why I moved out lollucky you
Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 19, 2015, 12:38:05 PMQuote from: Kitsunekun on April 19, 2015, 11:48:36 AMQuote from: Raw Sugar on April 19, 2015, 02:35:10 AMQuote from: Kitsunekun on April 19, 2015, 01:04:09 AMQuote from: Raw Sugar on April 19, 2015, 12:21:02 AMQuote from: Kitsunekun on April 18, 2015, 04:26:54 PMQuote from: Raw Sugar on April 18, 2015, 01:11:40 PMUmmmm why not remove the power cord and battery? I could literally take the lock and safety lock off and pull out battery in 3 seconds.It seems as though you've had to do this before.Or extremely prepared.yeah I'm a crafty bitch. I take my privacy seriously. It's not my parents business to know what their 19 year old daughter does. Prying or straight out violating my privacy is srsly just going to destroy our trust and our relationship. I know they don't respect my privacy anyway so I'll just make sure it doesn't get to that point.I know that feeling. I'm an only child and they were on top of me constantly (don't be a prude) Trying to keep my web identity hidden from them was a chore. They couldn't monitor from another computer because they were pretty much internet illiterate, but they would access my computer when I wasn't home and made me give my passwords up "or else no internet". Obviously I didn't want them to read my 13 year old fagfanfiction. So I managed to break my laptop to where everything was only accessible through the task manager. Problem solved.lol. Sounds like my parents. Except my dad know how to use computers a bit more. There's some friction between us about the whole internet thing. But fuck I'm 19 and I'll be damned before another adult comes along and tells me what I can or can't do online. I'm so done with them.Well that's never fun that's why I moved out lollucky youYou'll get there too. I'm also 23 lol
Pornhub sends new PC to man who broke laptop to stop mum catching him fapping
