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Can you guess what I'm doing?

level 0 - Leech Seed
level 1 - Uproar
level 2 - Rest
level 3 - Defense Curl
level 4 - Fake Tears
level 5 - Frustration
level 6 - Work Up
level 7 - Spite
level 8 - Mean Look
level 9 - Baton Pass
level 10 - Worry Seed
level 11 - Glare
level 12 - Amnesia
level 13 - Happy Hour
level 14 - Slack Off
level 15 - Chip Away
level 16 - Dragon Rage, Splash
level 17 - Calm Mind
level 18 - Doom Desire
level 19 - Struggle

Once you figure it out, you can try, too.
I summarized my life with Pokémon attacks.
Each level represents one year of my life.

You try. You don't have to be super literal--have fun, be creative. Mix your offline and online personas if you have to, or make separate ones for both. Personally, I focused almost entirely on my offline persona--it's hard to judge the year in which I began using the Internet extensively.

And feel free to skip years if you don't think anything substantial happened, or at least, nothing that can be described with an attack. You can have two attacks in one level, too. No more than that, though. You can also, like, learn the same attack again--Smeargle does that. But I wouldn't recommend doing that.


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How does one become a Bad Member?
One does not simply become a bad member.
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
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Pokemon are shitty, objective fact


 
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Pokemon is shit
Never said it wasn't. Regardless, Tool is metal. You're still butthurt.


 
Hahahaha very funny Zonda
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Pokemon is shit
Never said it wasn't. Regardless, Tool is metal. You're still butthurt.

I don't take this place seriously enough to get anywhere near butthurt.

Pokemon poetry is played by stupid people only, objective fact


 
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No thanks
I forgot most of you don't play Pokémon anyway. Figured it would've been an interesting spin on the cliché "describe your sex life with four moves" threads...


 
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What shit coverage.
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>implying I don't play Pokemon nice generalization
Which is why I said "most".
I even put it in italics. You know, for stupid people who would've said something like that.


 
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What shit coverage.
Straight to NU.
but you don't even know my base stats broooo


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What shit coverage.
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but you don't even know my base stats broooo
You have less than 100 BST.


 
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