FLOOD I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!!!

I ended up getting a random erection so I had an idea to try out that toilet paper size thing. So I went into the bathroom took the roll off the bar and I slid it down my dick. It was a tight fit but I got it to my pubic area. When it came to taking it off that's where the problem is. My head is too fat for it to go up and I can't cut the roll due to it being almost full. So know I'm posting to you people with a toilet paper roll stuck on my dick. What to do?

Copying old bnet threads is only funny when done occasionally

Copying old bnet threads is only funny when done occasionally

Except this one isn't a copy or an old thread. Right now I have a toilet paper roll stuck onto my dick. 

Lose the erection.

Lose the erection.

easy for you to say, limp-dick

Lose the erection.

easy for you to say, limp-dick

Waifu Master is MyNameIsCharlie confirmed?

I couldn't even fit it in the roll.

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Why on earth would you put your dick in a toilet paper roll?

Sure it wasn't chinese handcuffs?  Those seem more your dick size.

Why on earth would you put your dick in a toilet paper roll?

It's a test to see if you have a tiny cock.