calm down verb

i like those pizza chains and i also like pineapple on my pizza

Meh.

The nearest of either of those chains to me is about a 45 minute car journey, and the local hipster place does shit pizzas. I'd kill for something resembling pizza that at least tastes good than none at all.

I never understood the liking of chain pizza anyway... little ceasars might be an exception though.
But like, do people just really not have decent pizza joints near them that a Hut is able to flourish?

Oh man there's no real pizza in most of the US.
It's almost exclusive to the northeast.

Meh.

The nearest of either of those chains to me is about a 45 minute car journey, and the local hipster place does shit pizzas. I'd kill for something resembling pizza that at least tastes good than none at all.

Does this look like a hipster place?

I never understood the liking of chain pizza anyway... little ceasars might be an exception though.
But like, do people just really not have decent pizza joints near them that a Hut is able to flourish?

nah, the crown jewel of my town is our local pizza joint, which is generally the first place we take any visitors to

but we still got a couple chains around—three, in fact

we love our pizza

Quote from: Πlot on August 01, 2017, 08:26:45 PM

Meh.

The nearest of either of those chains to me is about a 45 minute car journey, and the local hipster place does shit pizzas. I'd kill for something resembling pizza that at least tastes good than none at all.

Does this look like a hipster place?

That looks like the one good pizza place in my hometown.
Up here though, there's one on every corner and they're all damned good.

Representing Little Ceasers. shout out to all the pizzas i make.

Hey Papa get me the large pepperoni but don't tell my wife about the breadsticks

>he doesn't make his own pizza

Quote from: Πlot on August 01, 2017, 08:26:45 PM

Meh.

The nearest of either of those chains to me is about a 45 minute car journey, and the local hipster place does shit pizzas. I'd kill for something resembling pizza that at least tastes good than none at all.

Does this look like a hipster place?

Nope, hipstery as in you eat the pizzas under some canvas tents and are charged 3 times the price for some thin crusty piece o shit with some rocket on it.

That just looks like yer standard takeaway.

Quote from: The Hån on August 01, 2017, 09:58:24 PM

Representing Little Ceasers. shout out to all the pizzas i make.

Make a pizza that looks like the Sep7agon logo

I thought about making a swastika out of the pepperonis, so close enough

Quote from: The Hån on August 02, 2017, 10:59:43 AM

Quote from: Nipples the Enchilada on August 02, 2017, 12:42:12 AM

Quote from: The Hån on August 01, 2017, 09:58:24 PM

Representing Little Ceasers. shout out to all the pizzas i make.

why did you get rid of garlic parmesan wings dude

nigga, i still got those.

good shit man

those things are my favorite. i make myself some probably once  a week.

They are a pizza-like food product. People who legitimately like them should be removed from the gene pool.

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