Pet Tricks?

XSEAN · October 23, 2015, 04:31:15 PM

Ok Sep7agon pet owners what cool commands have you taught your pets? I am not talking about sit,lie down and stay here.

I taught my dog to when ever someone barks at it she barks back. If I bark 4 times that dog mimic.

Ingy · October 23, 2015, 05:14:45 PM

I taught my dog how to shake hands

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Dietrich Six · October 23, 2015, 05:24:32 PM

I thought you weren't allowed to own pets, because of your fetish...

Naru · October 23, 2015, 05:37:36 PM

the only trick my doge knows is "go to your fucking bed you fucking faggot"

Korra · October 23, 2015, 05:53:53 PM

whatever you're planning with the dog, leave it be! it doesnt have to be this way!

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LilypadGG · October 23, 2015, 06:40:00 PM

I taught my cat that whenever he wants a belly rub, he has to get on his back.
Or If he wants to be pet, he just has to step on my face and meow at it when I'm sleeping.

Epsira · October 23, 2015, 06:45:03 PM

Quote from: GlitterFairyLilo on October 23, 2015, 06:40:00 PM

Or If he wants to be pet, he just has to step on my face and meow at it when I'm sleeping.

If you taught him this one... why?
I can't sleep well with pets in my room. If they lay on my legs I'm too lazy to move them and they wake me up frequently.

Rinev · October 23, 2015, 06:46:39 PM

I taught my sister's cat to be an asshole.

Just kidding, they're pre-made like that.

XSEAN · October 23, 2015, 06:46:46 PM

Quote from: DietrichSix on October 23, 2015, 05:24:32 PM

I thought you weren't allowed to own pets, because of your fetish...

Please stop with those jokes.

Quote from: Korra on October 23, 2015, 05:53:53 PM

whatever you're planning with the dog, leave it be! it doesnt have to be this way!

Stop with the jokes please.

LilypadGG · October 23, 2015, 06:48:25 PM

Quote from: XSEAN on October 23, 2015, 06:46:46 PM

Quote from: DietrichSix on October 23, 2015, 05:24:32 PM
I thought you weren't allowed to own pets, because of your fetish...
Please stop with those jokes.

Quote from: Korra on October 23, 2015, 05:53:53 PM
whatever you're planning with the dog, leave it be! it doesnt have to be this way!
Stop with the jokes please.

Yo, he's right you know, I think you honestly chill with that. It's illegal in most countries, you know.

Dietrich Six · October 23, 2015, 06:49:25 PM

Quote from: GlitterFairyLilo on October 23, 2015, 06:48:25 PM

Quote from: XSEAN on October 23, 2015, 06:46:46 PM
Quote from: DietrichSix on October 23, 2015, 05:24:32 PM
I thought you weren't allowed to own pets, because of your fetish...
Please stop with those jokes.

Quote from: Korra on October 23, 2015, 05:53:53 PM
whatever you're planning with the dog, leave it be! it doesnt have to be this way!
Stop with the jokes please.

Yo, he's right you know, I think you honestly chill with that. It's illegal in most countries, you know.

What the hell language is that?

Mr. Psychologist · October 23, 2015, 07:01:33 PM

If I put food on any surface below head height and look away for half a second it vanishes.

10/10 don't know how he does it.

Pastafarian · October 23, 2015, 07:10:29 PM

Inb4peanutbutterondick

nosejob · October 23, 2015, 07:44:24 PM

Taught my dog to shake hands, sit, and roll over.