Make a dildo.
Oh, uh, how about a cake or some other type of food? That'd be easy to make.
If it's someone close to you and you have a picture featuring the two of you, make a custom picture frame. That's what I'm doing for my favorite teacher before I graduate.
I learned to draw to make a portrait of my would-be girlfriend, You could try that.
So I decided to go with the drawing idea, but I need a photo of them for reference. How should I ask for one?
Don't. Stalk them on the internet, find a photo, use that as a basis for the portrait, and then tell them that you drew it from memory. Make sure you make enough differences in the photo from the original as to not draw suspicion.
That's creepy tbh fam, and I don't have any images of just them by themselves.
You could always not draw the other people, you know.
True, I dunno though. I'm starting to get doubt about drawing. I'm starting to just doubt the entire idea. In general it seems silly and over complicated, I don't like looking like a try hard in anything.
Why don't you want to buy something though?
Yeah, I can see where you're coming from. How about poetry? I honestly find it a good way to put your thoughts into a structured basis to show something.
Have you tried paper? Or maybe, more speficially, ornate paper? Like layers of designs over top of each other, stuff like that.
Eh, I guess it would depend on how you tackle it. I personally like John Donne's works since it dealt with metaphysical conceits. It's inspired a few of the things I've written.
Forge that bitch a frying pan. Bitches love frying pans.
I did, I was just giving an example of someone you could draw inspiration from. I could post some of the things I've written if you want an example. http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/post-your-shit-music-lyrics-itt/msg1165105/#msg1165105Here's one. I can post more when I get off mobile.