I believe that people who are conceived by old parents inherit inferior genes. They are less mentally agile, less motivated, less attractive, more prone to disease and they age quicker. At the opposite end of the spectrum, I believe that people born to young parents by default inherit the optimum set of genes that it is possible for them to attain.

I believe that a child conceived on a young girl undergoing her first ovulation constitutes, for the human race, a breed of super or superior human. I know that sounds really wrong, but if the above is true, then it follows.

i was born to older than normal parents, is this why i am dumd?

i was born to older than normal parents, is this why i am dumd?

You know what? I actually thought of you as I was making this. Weird.

Quote from: goootsby on February 05, 2015, 07:02:29 AM

i was born to older than normal parents, is this why i am dumd?

this explains a lot

At least my parents aren't siblings.

Quote from: goootsby on February 05, 2015, 07:02:29 AM

i was born to older than normal parents, is this why i am dumd?

You know what? I actually thought of you as I was making this. Weird.

Thanks man, appreciate it  :/

I believe that a child conceived on a young girl undergoing her first ovulation

Is that you Lonepaul?

Quote from: Elegiac on February 05, 2015, 07:14:26 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 05, 2015, 07:04:40 AM

Quote from: goootsby on February 05, 2015, 07:02:29 AM

i was born to older than normal parents, is this why i am dumd?

You know what? I actually thought of you as I was making this. Weird.

Thanks man, appreciate it  :/

I'm sorry, dude. I just have a sixth sense about some things. So can you look at yourself and recognise anything I mentioned in the OP?

And don't double quote me, I don't care about other people.

Well let's see.

age quicker - I have oilier than normal skin which I inherited from my mother, this plays a big part as to why she looks so young for a 50 year old. I'm like that too. Physically I do more work than the average guy my age and I'm quite athletic.

more prone to disease - I have a great immune system, I hardly ever fall sick. If that counts.

less attractive - Er I dunno, I'm not really going to judge myself but I do receive compliments about my looks by various girls (and guys >.>) if that counts.

less motivated - This is true, I'm not motivated to do anything.

less mentally agile - My performance at school is good I guess, although obviously that doesn't completely define someone's intelligence. I'm confident in saying that it's better than average.

Quote from: Elegiac on February 05, 2015, 07:14:26 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 05, 2015, 07:14:26 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on February 05, 2015, 07:04:40 AM

Quote from: goootsby on February 05, 2015, 07:02:29 AM

i was born to older than normal parents, is this why i am dumd?

You know what? I actually thought of you as I was making this. Weird.

Thanks man, appreciate it  :/

I'm sorry, dude. I just have a sixth sense about some things. So can you look at yourself and recognise anything I mentioned in the OP?

And don't double quote me, I don't care about other people.

Well let's see.

age quicker - I have oilier than normal skin which I inherited from my mother, this plays a big part as to why she looks so young for a 50 year old. I'm like that too. Physically I do more work than the average guy my age and I'm quite athletic.

more prone to disease - I have a great immune system, I hardly ever fall sick. If that counts.

less attractive - Er I dunno, I'm not really going to judge myself but I do receive compliments about my looks by various girls (and guys >.>) if that counts.

less motivated - This is true, I'm not motivated to do anything.

less mentally agile - My performance at school is good I guess, although obviously that doesn't completely define someone's intelligence. I'm confident in saying that it's better than average.

The findings are inconclusive.

My mom was 19 when I was born, so I guess I'm in the clear.

I can support this notion and volunteer for the experiments.

People born upsidedown tend to be delusional furries

Quote from: Elegiac on February 05, 2015, 10:05:30 AM

Quote from: Ushan on February 05, 2015, 10:02:17 AM

I'm pretty certain this isn't true.

I wouldn't know I haven't done the research. But it feels true.

Sounds like your ripe to be a Fox News repor-

Wait a second...

u lil shit.

I'm going to find somebody that sucks and has old parents. That will be my first piece of evidence.

Quote from: Elegiac on February 05, 2015, 10:04:44 AM

Quote from: ⱭAS ᗺ00T x2 on February 05, 2015, 10:03:05 AM

I can support this notion and volunteer for the experiments.

Volunteer? How old were your parents?

Early 20s.

Still, we need to test the effects of hybrid breeding between a man born of normal aged parents and the young girl of a younger parents. It may just lead to a brand new kind of ubermensch, and I'll be damned if I don't create that umbermensch baby.

I think it would be more effective if they were both young and born of young parents. That is the frontier we have to push.