The name he came with is Charlie. My wife's main nickname for me is Charlie, for reasons. In just one night it's already gotten really confusing having her calling for him all the time.

Anyways, Hitler's off the list apparently (lame wife), so come up with some alternatives.

Sartre is such a good dog name.

Too highbrow. I like it, though.

Zero
Buddy
Sif
Cerberus
Inu
Belerus

1. Why is your wife's nickname for you Charlie? I feel like there is an interesting story behind this. I'm thinking you guys have a Vietnam war sex RP.

Good idea. She's Asian, so it'll work out well.

But really it's stupid. It's because of that 'Charlie bit me' video. She thought it was hilarious and started calling me Charlie as a joke, and it stuck.

Chomper.

Then you can say: Chomper, sick balls

I let my six year old brothers name my cats.

That's how ended up with one named fluffy, and one named Mr. Sassypants.


I renamed them Purrlock and Meowiarty.

Honda

Rommel

Is be going to teach him to spin meat?

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 26, 2015, 12:35:32 PM

Rommel

Is be going to teach him to spin meat?

Well of course.

Sep7agon's fuck toy

I think that's a bit too lengthy.

Quote from: Azula is life on October 26, 2015, 12:46:31 PM

Sep7agon's fuck toy

I think that's a bit too lengthy.

You're right.

"Fuck Toy," then.

Gravemind maybe?