Verbatim.

Orbital Malaise 69 · June 12, 2015, 02:19:27 AM

ITT: Create scenarios for Verbatim.

Verbatim owns a deliberately neglected Furby. He changes its batteries and then seals it back inside the eternal darkness of a small cardboard box that he keeps under his bed.

True Turquoise · June 12, 2015, 02:23:10 AM

*Verbatim dislikes this*

Saleem · June 12, 2015, 02:24:24 AM

*Inside jokes*

June 12, 2015, 02:25:09 AM

Verbatim has a dungeon entrance located within his closet. After he finds the personal info of his internet enemies, he beats the individuals unconscious and shifts them into said room. They are given just enough food to survived, and lashed across the back on a daily basis. The one who screams the loudest will have his or her teeth ground down with a nail file.

Orbital Malaise 69 · June 12, 2015, 02:27:32 AM

Quote from: Vien on June 12, 2015, 02:25:09 AM

Verbatim has a dungeon entrance located within his closet. After he finds the personal info of his internet enemies, he beats the individuals unconscious and shifts them into said room. They are given just enough food to survived, and lashed across the back on a daily basis. The one who screams the loudest will have his or her teeth ground down with a nail file.

Wow. That's dark, alien dude.

June 12, 2015, 02:29:08 AM

Quote from: Orbital Malaise 69 on June 12, 2015, 02:27:32 AM

Wow. That's dark, alien dude.

Verby is dark enough to form into a singularity.

Orbital Malaise 69 · June 12, 2015, 02:29:58 AM

Quote from: Vien on June 12, 2015, 02:29:08 AM

Quote from: Orbital Malaise 69 on June 12, 2015, 02:27:32 AM
Wow. That's dark, alien dude.

Verby is dark enough to form into a singularity.

With a little girls room inside of it?

Epsira · June 12, 2015, 02:30:03 AM

It's always gratifying seeing to see your predictions progressing in the manner you foresaw ^_^

Release · June 12, 2015, 03:26:36 AM

You've changed, for the better.

Yet again, there was nothing to change really.

The change was always there.

Orbital Malaise 69 · June 12, 2015, 03:30:22 AM

Quote from: ahimsa on June 12, 2015, 03:26:36 AM

You've changed, for the better.

Yet again, there was nothing to change really.

The change was always there.

I don't know who the fuck you are but you've instantly rubbed me up the wrong way. I can't stand condescending dumbasses. Fuck off.

Release · June 12, 2015, 03:31:49 AM

"condescending"

ok lol

Verbatim · June 12, 2015, 03:33:09 AM

Quote from: Epsira on June 12, 2015, 02:30:03 AM

It's always gratifying seeing to see your predictions progressing in the manner you foresaw ^_^

i mean, i've been a meme since like

2013

Batch · June 12, 2015, 03:48:23 AM

"Everyone else is a CUNT"

CK97 · June 12, 2015, 08:13:25 AM

Quote from: ahimsa on June 12, 2015, 03:31:49 AM

You're finally on your main account.