Only fat people exercise

aREALgod · April 05, 2015, 06:49:00 PM

If you exercise you're more than likely a fat piece of shit slob who deserve to be shoved into a McDonald's meat grinder to feed the populace. You wouldn't have to exercise if you weren't fat fucks. People who don't exercise don't need to because they're already godly and fit and above the rest, and I am one of those people. I don't exercise because I'm not a fat loser, I'm naturally in shape. Shame on you if you exercise at all, you should be ashamed you need to artificially achieve a superior body.

Girl of Mystery · April 05, 2015, 06:50:47 PM

Does masturbation count as exercise?

Deesbee · April 05, 2015, 06:51:55 PM

If they did get shoved in to a meat grinder they would become what they eat.

Jive Turkey · April 05, 2015, 06:51:59 PM

today i have eaten a box of pasta and a pizza and some pop tarts and garlic bread

Dan · April 05, 2015, 06:57:42 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön | sure on April 05, 2015, 06:50:47 PM

Does masturbation count as exercise?

Yes

aREALgod · April 05, 2015, 06:59:42 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön | sure on April 05, 2015, 06:50:47 PM

Does masturbation count as exercise?

Fatass

Girl of Mystery · April 05, 2015, 07:01:32 PM

Quote from: ANGER on April 05, 2015, 06:59:42 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön | sure on April 05, 2015, 06:50:47 PM
Does masturbation count as exercise?

Fatass

Quote from: Daniel on April 05, 2015, 06:57:42 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön | sure on April 05, 2015, 06:50:47 PM
Does masturbation count as exercise?
Yes

fuck

Not Comms Officer · April 05, 2015, 07:02:39 PM

Does Verbatim exercise?

Batch · April 05, 2015, 07:10:12 PM

Never needed to exercise with this toned godlike body

*sips tea*

Forgewolf · April 05, 2015, 08:13:14 PM

People are also fat because they think one soda a week will not fatten you up -_-

They are also fat because they like junk food

Naru · April 05, 2015, 08:14:12 PM

Quote from: Batch on April 05, 2015, 07:10:12 PM

Never needed to exercise with this toned godlike body

*sips tea*

Ok, Exodus, no need to make him feel better about himself.

Girl of Mystery · April 05, 2015, 08:20:38 PM

Quote from: Forgewolf on April 05, 2015, 08:13:14 PM

People are also fat because they think one soda a week will not fatten you up -_-

It won't. You'd burn off that drink tenfold throughout the rest of the week.

Forgewolf · April 05, 2015, 08:21:54 PM

Quote from: Lemön | fat and insecure on April 05, 2015, 08:20:38 PM

Quote from: Forgewolf on April 05, 2015, 08:13:14 PM
People are also fat because they think one soda a week will not fatten you up -_-
It won't. You'd burn off that drink tenfold throughout the rest of the week.

Yes.. If you exercised or had a fast metabolism.. But a lot of people sit around, don't walk much and sit there drinking, wondering why they are getting fatter.

Girl of Mystery · April 05, 2015, 08:25:38 PM

Quote from: Forgewolf on April 05, 2015, 08:21:54 PM

Quote from: Lemön | fat and insecure on April 05, 2015, 08:20:38 PM
Quote from: Forgewolf on April 05, 2015, 08:13:14 PM
People are also fat because they think one soda a week will not fatten you up -_-
It won't. You'd burn off that drink tenfold throughout the rest of the week.
Yes.. If you exercised or had a fast metabolism.. But a lot of people sit around, don't walk much and sit there drinking, wondering why they are getting fatter.

One soda a week won't make you fat. You'd burn it off multiple times throughout the week by doing everyday things.

Dopameme · April 05, 2015, 08:27:08 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on April 05, 2015, 06:51:59 PM

today i have eaten a box of pasta and a pizza and some pop tarts and garlic bread

sounds like someone is bulking

Raw Sugar · April 05, 2015, 08:31:17 PM

Quote from: Lemön | fat and insecure on April 05, 2015, 07:01:32 PM

Quote from: ANGER on April 05, 2015, 06:59:42 PM
Quote from: BritishLemön | sure on April 05, 2015, 06:50:47 PM
Does masturbation count as exercise?

Fatass
Quote from: Daniel on April 05, 2015, 06:57:42 PM
Quote from: BritishLemön | sure on April 05, 2015, 06:50:47 PM
Does masturbation count as exercise?
Yes
fuck

tell us how the break up goes.

Girl of Mystery · April 05, 2015, 08:38:19 PM

Does masturbation count if I do it dead hand gang style?

Raw Sugar · April 05, 2015, 08:38:39 PM

Quote from: Forgewolf on April 05, 2015, 08:13:14 PM

People are also fat because they think one soda a week will not fatten you up -_-

They are also fat because they like junk food

looooooooool. If you manage to become a fat ass off of one soda a week, you've probably got other problems than "weight gain" to be worried about. Like how much money you spend on people delivering everything to you, muscle atrophy, personal relation ships, not having a job, lol and I dunno probably getting someone else to jack you off. Face it, one coke a week will do next to nothing on a person who has a regular life. That's probably better than what most people do actually. I have soda multiple times a week but I walk around the house. I walk to the convenience store to buy shit food. I walk around malls. I have a job. I mean really? A subway sandwich has more calories than a can of coke.

OPs partly right.

Batch · April 05, 2015, 10:19:51 PM

Quote from: Naru on April 05, 2015, 08:14:12 PM

Quote from: Batch on April 05, 2015, 07:10:12 PM
Never needed to exercise with this toned godlike body

*sips tea*
Ok, Exodus, no need to make him feel better about himself.

She says I'm a pretty boy :c

*sips tea*

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · April 05, 2015, 10:21:37 PM

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