Once I turn 21 I'm gonna become a male stripper

Jive Turkey | Mythic Invincible!
 
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and also a nude waiter

I talked to a guy online and he said he makes $250-300 a night when nude waiting and sometimes he can make up to $1000 a night for a private party

Pretty much get paid bank to lift weights, look sexy as fuck, get worshipped/tons of attention, and fuck lots of girls

This job was made for me


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So... I guess I'm going to have to pick up after your horrendous mistakes on here too?
Are you sure?


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Have fun getting hired for parties of fatties and rich lonely jewish women.


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At least parties of fatties will be good because then you can bench press all of them and get fit while you strip.


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I'm going to be an astronaut firefighter and jeweler when I grow up


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I'm being dead fucking  srs faggots


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Hahahahaha 90% of your customers will be dudes and the other 10 will be unattractive old women.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Doesn't work if you are a shit waiter

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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Don't you only have to be 18 to strip?


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
That's degenerate


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
โ€”Judge Aaron Satie
โ€”โ€”Carmen
one step closer to becoming a hooker every day


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
"Have lots of Sex"

That's called prostitution.