>Be me
>playing Mass Effect 3
>10_Reasons_We_Hate_Mass_Effect_3's_Ending.avi
>mom wants me to get Cookout for us
>not having to pay for my own dinner
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>takes 20 goddamn minutes for my parents to decide what they want
>go to ask my sister what she wants
>open the door
>get on the floor
>decide not to walk the dinosaur
>step in something wet
>mgs_enemyalert.mp3
>crouch down to inspect
>stench hits my nostrils
>it's piss
>must be cat piss
>ohshit.png
>my sister's door is always closed
>there are never cats in here
>smell the pee again
>inb4 thatsmyfetish.gif
>doesn't smell like cat pee
>...
>[deductive reasoning intensifies]
>...
>holy shit
>it's my sister's
>my sister has been fucking pissing in her bedroom
>what the fuck
>what the actual fuck
>omgwtfbbq
>is she fucking autistic
>who does this?
>why does it have to be
my sister?
>why can't I have a normal family?
>mfw
This literally happened 20 minutes ago.
OMGWTFBBQ (true story)