Okay, so I'm a sleep walker...but its a bit different

Batch · August 31, 2015, 02:26:05 AM

Okay, so my Fiancée Exodus, whose name is Kristy (which I will use for the sake of it) noticed something about my sleeping patterns, she stayed with me for 5 weeks while my parents were overseas and we looked after the home together ect ect.

But....I don't know why, but recently I've started doing things in my sleep..........uhhh...sex

I've tried having sex with her in my sleep. Now I work, she doesn't at the moment, so I go to sleep earlier then her, so she lies in bed on her laptop, and generally gets woken up pretty easily. Now to put it bluntly....I've woken up, half way through it.....I don't....know guys q.q

What she's been doing is messaging me on Facebook what I do, so when I wake up I can check....some nights nothing.....but other nights...I try to do things.....I don't remember neither do I think I was awake at all. Now sometimes she doesn't feel like it, because Kristy wants to sleep, so she says no....and I just fall back asleep.

My parents got back last week, and apparently I full on got out of bed, to look for Kristy, she went back to hers....so I walked into my parents room and asked for Kristy, my parents asked "Whats wrong?" to where I say "Wrong room" and slump back to sleep and thats that.

Now.......what the hell is going on with me....I go to sleep early and due to this....I'm tired a lot of the times, hey its cool I can score in my sleep....but that surely isnt normal....what do I do guys?

(And I did ask for her permission to write this >.>)

True Turquoise · August 31, 2015, 02:27:32 AM

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I've tried having sex with her in my sleep

I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.

Naru · August 31, 2015, 02:31:33 AM

My boner is confused

Naru · August 31, 2015, 02:31:54 AM

Also, kill her.

Elegiac · August 31, 2015, 02:33:50 AM

I told her that it's not rape. So. Got yer back there buddy.

Batch · August 31, 2015, 02:34:36 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on August 31, 2015, 02:27:32 AM

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I've tried having sex with her in my sleep

I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.

Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>

It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q

Naru · August 31, 2015, 02:35:37 AM

Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:34:36 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on August 31, 2015, 02:27:32 AM
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I've tried having sex with her in my sleep

I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>

It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q

Wait what the fuck she doesn't stop you?

Batch · August 31, 2015, 02:36:50 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on August 31, 2015, 02:33:50 AM

I told her that it's not rape. So. Got yer back there buddy.

Well, if anything she's raping me :3

True Turquoise · August 31, 2015, 02:37:04 AM

Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:34:36 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on August 31, 2015, 02:27:32 AM
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I've tried having sex with her in my sleep

I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>

It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q

uh...

Do you think about sex often?

Batch · August 31, 2015, 02:37:18 AM

Quote from: Naru on August 31, 2015, 02:35:37 AM

Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:34:36 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on August 31, 2015, 02:27:32 AM
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I've tried having sex with her in my sleep

I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>

It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q

Wait what the fuck she doesn't stop you?

Most of the times she does, just that one time....she's naughty >.>

ExodusMae · August 31, 2015, 02:38:19 AM

Quote from: Naru on August 31, 2015, 02:35:37 AM

Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:34:36 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on August 31, 2015, 02:27:32 AM
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I've tried having sex with her in my sleep

I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>

It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q

Wait what the fuck she doesn't stop you?

The thing is, when it first started I didn't know he was asleep. He had his eyes open and wasn't "sloppy" like he was sleeping.

Naru · August 31, 2015, 02:38:26 AM

Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:37:18 AM

Quote from: Naru on August 31, 2015, 02:35:37 AM
Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:34:36 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on August 31, 2015, 02:27:32 AM
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I've tried having sex with her in my sleep

I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>

It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q

Wait what the fuck she doesn't stop you?
Most of the times she does, just that one time....she's naughty >.>

Jesu you're a lucky man

Alternative Facts · August 31, 2015, 02:38:37 AM

I'm....slightly confused and concerned for her

Batch · August 31, 2015, 02:39:06 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on August 31, 2015, 02:37:04 AM

Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:34:36 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on August 31, 2015, 02:27:32 AM
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I've tried having sex with her in my sleep

I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>

It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q
uh...

Do you think about sex often?

Well kinda, but hell its not like it's ever about anyone else.....and I dont even fap.....so I dunno. Perhaps when I go to sleep my body is like "I got this for you mang" and takes over.

R o c k e t · August 31, 2015, 02:39:45 AM

Quote from: Naru on August 31, 2015, 02:31:33 AM

My boner is confused

lol confused boners

Batch · August 31, 2015, 02:39:53 AM

Quote from: ExodusMae on August 31, 2015, 02:38:19 AM

Quote from: Naru on August 31, 2015, 02:35:37 AM
Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:34:36 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on August 31, 2015, 02:27:32 AM
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I've tried having sex with her in my sleep

I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>

It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q

Wait what the fuck she doesn't stop you?

The thing is, when it first started I didn't know he was asleep. He had his eyes open and wasn't "sloppy" like he was sleeping.

I was meant for the porn industry *sheds tear*

Naru · August 31, 2015, 02:39:55 AM

Quote from: ExodusMae on August 31, 2015, 02:38:19 AM

Quote from: Naru on August 31, 2015, 02:35:37 AM
Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:34:36 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on August 31, 2015, 02:27:32 AM
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I've tried having sex with her in my sleep

I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>

It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q

Wait what the fuck she doesn't stop you?

The thing is, when it first started I didn't know he was asleep. He had his eyes open and wasn't "sloppy" like he was sleeping.

So he wasn't sleep fornicating that time?

True Turquoise · August 31, 2015, 02:40:05 AM

This is really awkward lol

Batch · August 31, 2015, 02:40:39 AM

Quote from: Naru on August 31, 2015, 02:38:26 AM

Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:37:18 AM
Quote from: Naru on August 31, 2015, 02:35:37 AM
Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:34:36 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on August 31, 2015, 02:27:32 AM
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I've tried having sex with her in my sleep

I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>

It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q

Wait what the fuck she doesn't stop you?
Most of the times she does, just that one time....she's naughty >.>
Jesu you're a lucky man

Yeah, she puts up with my shit......

But has anyone heard of stuff like this before?

Batch · August 31, 2015, 02:41:12 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on August 31, 2015, 02:40:05 AM

This is really awkward lol

Soz >.>

This is Septagon snu snu talk

Naru · August 31, 2015, 02:41:35 AM

Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:40:39 AM

Quote from: Naru on August 31, 2015, 02:38:26 AM
Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:37:18 AM
Quote from: Naru on August 31, 2015, 02:35:37 AM
Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:34:36 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on August 31, 2015, 02:27:32 AM
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I've tried having sex with her in my sleep

I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>

It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q

Wait what the fuck she doesn't stop you?
Most of the times she does, just that one time....she's naughty >.>
Jesu you're a lucky man
Yeah, she puts up with my shit......

But has anyone heard of stuff like this before?

I've never heard of anyone trying to have sex in their sleep. You need help

Elegiac · August 31, 2015, 02:41:50 AM

Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:36:50 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on August 31, 2015, 02:33:50 AM
I told her that it's not rape. So. Got yer back there buddy.
Well, if anything she's raping me :3

That's what I said! Or that it was at least mutual. But she got all tricky about it... I'd have to go back and read the lurulu chat. Maybs lata

Batch · August 31, 2015, 02:42:23 AM

Quote from: Naru on August 31, 2015, 02:39:55 AM

Quote from: ExodusMae on August 31, 2015, 02:38:19 AM
Quote from: Naru on August 31, 2015, 02:35:37 AM
Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:34:36 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on August 31, 2015, 02:27:32 AM
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I've tried having sex with her in my sleep

I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>

It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q

Wait what the fuck she doesn't stop you?

The thing is, when it first started I didn't know he was asleep. He had his eyes open and wasn't "sloppy" like he was sleeping.
So he wasn't sleep fornicating that time?

I was....just I was asleep, but she didn't know....cause apparently I sleep walk with my eyes open....I don't remember this shit, I have an auto-pilot switch somewhere >.>

Batch · August 31, 2015, 02:43:34 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on August 31, 2015, 02:41:50 AM

Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:36:50 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on August 31, 2015, 02:33:50 AM
I told her that it's not rape. So. Got yer back there buddy.
Well, if anything she's raping me :3
That's what I said! Or that it was at least mutual. But she got all tricky about it... I'd have to go back and read the lurulu chat. Maybs lata

Oooooooh you guys have spoken about this.

Elegiac · August 31, 2015, 02:44:25 AM

Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:43:34 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on August 31, 2015, 02:41:50 AM
Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:36:50 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on August 31, 2015, 02:33:50 AM
I told her that it's not rape. So. Got yer back there buddy.
Well, if anything she's raping me :3
That's what I said! Or that it was at least mutual. But she got all tricky about it... I'd have to go back and read the lurulu chat. Maybs lata
Oooooooh you guys have spoken about this.

Probably about a month ago, whenever it was still immediately... happening

Naru · August 31, 2015, 02:45:41 AM

This is a good thread to end the night. In your case that you're getting laid more than any of us, it's probably a grown up version of wet dreams.

Batch · August 31, 2015, 02:45:49 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on August 31, 2015, 02:44:25 AM

Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:43:34 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on August 31, 2015, 02:41:50 AM
Quote from: Batch on August 31, 2015, 02:36:50 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on August 31, 2015, 02:33:50 AM
I told her that it's not rape. So. Got yer back there buddy.
Well, if anything she's raping me :3
That's what I said! Or that it was at least mutual. But she got all tricky about it... I'd have to go back and read the lurulu chat. Maybs lata
Oooooooh you guys have spoken about this.
Probably about a month ago, whenever it was still immediately... happening

YouTube

Elegiac · August 31, 2015, 02:47:04 AM

Quote from: Naru on August 31, 2015, 02:45:41 AM

This is a good thread to end the night. In your case that you're getting laid more than any of us, it's probably a grown up version of wet dreams.

you make the logic

Batch · August 31, 2015, 02:47:43 AM

Quote from: Naru on August 31, 2015, 02:45:41 AM

This is a good thread to end the night. In your case that you're getting laid more than any of us, it's probably a grown up version of wet dreams.

I just....I don't think I should ever sleep in a room with other people.....I'm scared of my own power D:

Naru · August 31, 2015, 02:47:53 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on August 31, 2015, 02:47:04 AM

Quote from: Naru on August 31, 2015, 02:45:41 AM
This is a good thread to end the night. In your case that you're getting laid more than any of us, it's probably a grown up version of wet dreams.
you make the logic

It makes the sense tbh