how the fuck do people not like mayonnaise.

no, lemme rephrase that.

how the fuck do people not like mayonnaise to the point that they are actually physically repulsed by it

like bitch what the FUCK the defining feature of mayonnaise is the fact that it has a totally mild taste like what part of it disgusts you

i bet even fucking VERBATIM wasn't that put off by mayo before he became a vegan, and i remember that bowl-cut -ass minnesota-ass fucker talkin about how he survived in europe almost entirely off of bread because he couldn't handle anything that had "too strong of a taste"

Verbatim is a pussy ass bitch, always has been.

I mayonnaise just isn't for fries.

Good on chicken sandwiches though.

Quote from: Almazbek Atambayev on August 23, 2016, 04:28:08 PM

i bet even fucking VERBATIM wasn't that put off by mayo before he became a vegan, and i remember that bowl-cut -ass minnesota-ass fucker talkin about how he survived in europe almost entirely off of bread because he couldn't handle anything that had "too strong of a taste"

Oh my god is this true?

man you think i could make this shit up?

I knew a guy in high school who would pour half a bottle of mayonnaise onto the same burger he ordered every day, and then the other half into his mouth when he was done eating that burger.

Shit was disgusting.

bro that's why you don't overdo things, that would've been pretty gross with any condiment

Quote from: challengerX on August 23, 2016, 04:36:37 PM

Quote from: Almazbek Atambayev on August 23, 2016, 04:28:08 PM

i bet even fucking VERBATIM wasn't that put off by mayo before he became a vegan, and i remember that bowl-cut -ass minnesota-ass fucker talkin about how he survived in europe almost entirely off of bread because he couldn't handle anything that had "too strong of a taste"

Oh my god is this true?

yes, except the minnesota part

and the bowl-cut

oh my god is ishpeming really in michingan? what the fuck man. you could've been born in minnesota and that would've just been the absolute icing on the cake of your existence but NO your fucking mom had to shoot you out of her vagina in michigan.

Quote from: Raven on August 23, 2016, 04:35:17 PM

mayonnaise just isn't for fries.

Fries need mayonnaise.

fuck you, you ruined my lunch

Quote from: Verbatim on August 23, 2016, 04:43:51 PM

Quote from: challengerX on August 23, 2016, 04:36:37 PM

Quote from: Almazbek Atambayev on August 23, 2016, 04:28:08 PM

i bet even fucking VERBATIM wasn't that put off by mayo before he became a vegan, and i remember that bowl-cut -ass minnesota-ass fucker talkin about how he survived in europe almost entirely off of bread because he couldn't handle anything that had "too strong of a taste"

Oh my god is this true?

yes, except the minnesota part

and the bowl-cut

lmao dude "too strong of a taste"

He's too weak to handle the zesty flavor of Man Food.

it's gotta be whole egg

Quote from: Raven on August 23, 2016, 04:35:17 PM

mayonnaise just isn't for fries.

Fries need mayonnaise.

that's a weird way of spelling salt and vinegar

Mayo is a fucking sin, leave

Quote from: Raven on August 23, 2016, 04:35:17 PM

mayonnaise just isn't for fries.

Fries need mayonnaise.

thats disgusting.

Quote from: Verbatim on August 23, 2016, 07:17:08 PM

Quote from: challengerX on August 23, 2016, 06:47:46 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 23, 2016, 04:43:51 PM

Quote from: challengerX on August 23, 2016, 04:36:37 PM

Quote from: Almazbek Atambayev on August 23, 2016, 04:28:08 PM

i bet even fucking VERBATIM wasn't that put off by mayo before he became a vegan, and i remember that bowl-cut -ass minnesota-ass fucker talkin about how he survived in europe almost entirely off of bread because he couldn't handle anything that had "too strong of a taste"

Oh my god is this true?

yes, except the minnesota part

and the bowl-cut

lmao dude "too strong of a taste"

Flavor sucks.

dude wtf who actually thinks this

contrarian edgelords who cant enjoy anything

Quote from: Raven on August 23, 2016, 07:42:24 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 23, 2016, 07:17:08 PM

Quote from: challengerX on August 23, 2016, 06:47:46 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 23, 2016, 04:43:51 PM

Quote from: challengerX on August 23, 2016, 04:36:37 PM

Quote from: Almazbek Atambayev on August 23, 2016, 04:28:08 PM

i bet even fucking VERBATIM wasn't that put off by mayo before he became a vegan, and i remember that bowl-cut -ass minnesota-ass fucker talkin about how he survived in europe almost entirely off of bread because he couldn't handle anything that had "too strong of a taste"

Oh my god is this true?

yes, except the minnesota part

and the bowl-cut

lmao dude "too strong of a taste"

Flavor sucks.

dude wtf who actually thinks this

contrarian edgelords who cant enjoy anything

Actually, intelligent people who realize that flavor is a property merely designed to endear and addict ourselves onto whatever we think we enjoy. Flavor is the only reason it took me so long to become a vegan, so I hate it on a conceptual level, just like I hate sounds, textures, and basically everything else.

Nothing is good. I'm more enlightened than you. <3

Quote from: Azumarill on August 23, 2016, 07:46:34 PM

Quote from: Raven on August 23, 2016, 07:42:24 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 23, 2016, 07:17:08 PM

Quote from: challengerX on August 23, 2016, 06:47:46 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 23, 2016, 04:43:51 PM

Quote from: challengerX on August 23, 2016, 04:36:37 PM

Quote from: Almazbek Atambayev on August 23, 2016, 04:28:08 PM

i bet even fucking VERBATIM wasn't that put off by mayo before he became a vegan, and i remember that bowl-cut -ass minnesota-ass fucker talkin about how he survived in europe almost entirely off of bread because he couldn't handle anything that had "too strong of a taste"

Oh my god is this true?

yes, except the minnesota part

and the bowl-cut

lmao dude "too strong of a taste"

Flavor sucks.

dude wtf who actually thinks this

contrarian edgelords who cant enjoy anything

Actually, intelligent people who realize that flavor is a property merely designed to endear and addict ourselves onto whatever we think we enjoy. Flavor is the only reason it took me so long to become a vegan, so I hate it on a conceptual level, just like I hate sounds, textures, and basically everything else.

Nothing is good. I'm more enlightened than you. <3

You fag, enlightenment is being able to see and utilize the positive aspects of things that seem negative, because you have more revealed to you than an ordinary individual.

You're doing the exact opposite.

You're endarkened, you loach.