Oh shit. I done fucked up and there's ISIS around

MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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I go to a restaurant with my gal. I look on the menu and THERE ARE KABOBS. I look closer at the waiter, and I am sure he's Arab or Persian. Behind the counter there's another one holding a knife!

I've been lured to an ISIS stronghold and they're obviously planning on cutting my head off.

Another patron here mumbled something something -bar. Probably Allahu Akbar. The waiter just pointed to a square table that has various bowls of fluids and salads. I bet it's a bomb making station.

Quick! What do I do?? Can I call the Marines?


 
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fuck you
eat them


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suicide bomb them before they suicide bomb you.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”
Make a tall structure out of whatever is near you and while they are knocking it down you should have enough time to escape. If you can't do that then make a run for it with your girl, but trip her. Her sacrifice will give you enough time to make it out of the building. 


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Oh no. I fucked up bad.

I asked if they had a bacon cheeseburger.

The waiter said the didn't. Did I set off a terrorist attack?


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It's kebabs you uncultured fuck.


 
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wheres homeland when you need them?


 
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