Oh shit. I done fucked up and there's ISIS around

MyNameIsCharlie · March 26, 2016, 05:33:11 PM

I go to a restaurant with my gal. I look on the menu and THERE ARE KABOBS. I look closer at the waiter, and I am sure he's Arab or Persian. Behind the counter there's another one holding a knife!

I've been lured to an ISIS stronghold and they're obviously planning on cutting my head off.

Another patron here mumbled something something -bar. Probably Allahu Akbar. The waiter just pointed to a square table that has various bowls of fluids and salads. I bet it's a bomb making station.

Quick! What do I do?? Can I call the Marines?

True Turquoise · March 26, 2016, 05:34:07 PM

eat them

Oh · March 26, 2016, 05:34:41 PM

suicide bomb them before they suicide bomb you.

Mattie G Indahouse · March 26, 2016, 05:51:27 PM

Make a tall structure out of whatever is near you and while they are knocking it down you should have enough time to escape. If you can't do that then make a run for it with your girl, but trip her. Her sacrifice will give you enough time to make it out of the building.

MyNameIsCharlie · March 26, 2016, 06:11:27 PM

Oh no. I fucked up bad.

I asked if they had a bacon cheeseburger.

The waiter said the didn't. Did I set off a terrorist attack?

Solonoid · March 26, 2016, 06:13:28 PM

It's kebabs you uncultured fuck.

Naru · March 26, 2016, 06:17:48 PM

wheres homeland when you need them?

challengerX · March 26, 2016, 06:27:28 PM

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