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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
>trying to court with the vaginal jew

 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on February 01, 2017, 12:20:24 PM
Quote from: Sαndtrap on February 01, 2017, 12:15:33 PM
Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on February 01, 2017, 12:13:53 PM
I am so terrible at everything. Just awful. I was trying to be nice. I was trying to express that I was interested in friendship. I failed so horribly now I look like a fedora tipping serial killer.

Same rules to you. Trial and error. I'll have you know I used to pass as a serial killer too until I got a little better at navigating.

There's no point really. 99/100 girls using a dating appcome off as vapid idiots, and they all use that fucking Instagram dog filter.

And I ruined any chance of friendship with that 1/100 who was down to earth.

Never ask for friendship, start a conversation that interests you and build on that. If you're excited about a topic then they will probably match that enthusiasm.

Now you might be thinking that no girl is interested in warhammer or star wars, but if you're trying to date them wouldn't you rather have something in common?

Don't settle gentlemen, it's a long and painful road.

 
 
 
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man I'm boutta make a tinder and pof account to show you n00bs how it's done smh

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Quote from: El Pancho on February 01, 2017, 01:16:55 PM
These new "All to Easy"" books are a bit eh compared to the original first ond

I can always take pride in the fact that I'm not roman

At least I wasn't trying to get in her pants
Last Edit: February 01, 2017, 01:38:21 PM by Mmmmm Napalm

 
 
 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 01, 2017, 01:30:55 PM
man I'm boutta make a tinder and pof account to show you n00bs how it's done smh
Do it, bonus points if you get one whilst using at least 3 emojis and one 'FUAAAAARK' in the initial message (you could use lower case letters if need be)

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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 01, 2017, 01:30:55 PM
man I'm boutta make a tinder and pof account to show you n00bs how it's done smh
I'd subscribe to that
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I'm such a fucking autist.

 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on February 01, 2017, 01:54:37 PM
I'm such a fucking autist.

Don't beat yourself up friend, she was probably a cunt anyway.

 
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Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 01, 2017, 02:02:29 PM
Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on February 01, 2017, 01:54:37 PM
I'm such a fucking autist.

Don't beat yourself up friend, she was probably a cunt anyway.

Eh, she and I had basically all the same interests, like Star Wars and so forth. What really makes me upset is that I destroyed a potential friendship. She wasn't amazingly pretty but she seemed like somebody I would have enjoyed talking to, that's why I am so upset. I could have made a RL friend who wasn't a fat nerd.

 
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I'm gonna give tough love rn okay ❤️

To OP: Way too formal and boring. I got bored just looking at it didn't even read it tbh. It's hard to reply to what she gave you because she didn't give you anything to reply to, because you bored her. You need to say way less and even though her classes ARE a conversational topic, you don't need to talk about them. Have more fun with it dude and make her have fun. More on this later etc

To napalm: you need to drop the holier than thou attitude with these girls. Few reasons. First reason is that you're dismissing tons of girls because of puppy filters and shit when I bet A LOT of them are actually really interesting and fun to get to know. You paint toys nigga you're not some famous scientist or anything. Second reason is because it causes you to put ALL the pressure on 1 girl. Like you said the "1/99 that was actually interesting". With all the pressure on 1 girl it's gonna make you freak out when it goes wrong. I can't even imagine how you'll react when you find "the one" and mess up the conversation when it's going good (which will happen btw, happens to everyone).

I can tell you're wanting a girl lately because you've been posting more in these dating site threads. Even if sometimes jokingly I think you're edging into it. I'll help you you just gotta let me brah 

 
 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 01, 2017, 02:16:51 PM
First reason is that you're dismissing tons of girls because of puppy filters and shit
Sounds like you need a visit from the thot patrol

 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
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Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on February 01, 2017, 01:54:37 PM
I'm such a fucking autist.

Don't beat yourself up friend, she was probably a cunt anyway.

Eh, she and I had basically all the same interests, like Star Wars and so forth. What really makes me upset is that I destroyed a potential friendship. She wasn't amazingly pretty but she seemed like somebody I would have enjoyed talking to, that's why I am so upset. I could have made a RL friend who wasn't a fat nerd.

It is what it is man. You don't know this person and they may have been completely opposite of what you have in mind. Best not to focus on it.

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Don't put people on a pedestal. Don't try too hard. You shouldn't really have to try at all. Things just fall into place.

 
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I would be yourself. If she doesn't like who you are, then she's not worth it. Honesty is key to a relationship.

 
 
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Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on February 01, 2017, 12:13:53 PM
I am so terrible at everything. Just awful. I was trying to be nice. I was trying to express that I was interested in friendship. I failed so horribly now I look like a fedora tipping serial killer.
Just don't go hanging yourself just because a girl didn't text back.

 
 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 01, 2017, 02:16:51 PM
You paint toys nigga you're not some famous scientist or anything.

And you're not black so make sure you use the hard R when saying nigger

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Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on February 01, 2017, 01:54:37 PM
I'm such a fucking autist.

I couldn't agree more. Only an autist like you would create Jeb.

 
 
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Yeah basically you just have to remember that every human being is not special and then there's no pressure

The trick is remaining interested in the person after you remember that

 
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Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on February 01, 2017, 09:49:24 AM


Well, fuck it.

Holy hell dude next time just start with a "hey, what's up?"

For the love of god

 
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Quote from: Atticus on February 02, 2017, 02:59:23 AM

Damn son, I mean at least napalm tried which is more than me, but that is pretty funny

 
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