It's shit because Brendan isn't in it

Universal Monsters shared cinematic universe.

oh for fuck's sake...

I saw Brendan Fraser at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? you want to fuck my shit up?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Hair In A Can Sprays in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Aaaaand straight to the $5 movie bin at Wal Mart it goes

new films would be more action-adventure based rather than horror

Oh

I feel like this will be the kind of movie that I won't even watch if it's on TV when I'm in my dad's cabin with no internet.

poor Brendan. don't kick a man when he's down.