gasp


a multi tool

the perfect killing machine

The UK is one ban on spoons from Airstrip One.

my co-worker's leatherman is so old and loose that he flips it around like a balisong. That's some scary shit. We need to ban butterfly multi-tools.

Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on February 13, 2016, 10:18:32 AM

my co-worker's leatherman is so old and loose that he flips it around like a balisong. That's some scary shit. We need to ban butterfly multi-tools.

ask him if he likes his women like he likes his leathermans

He is a very wholesome Christian male and would not take kindly to such insults to his wife. I might get hit with a torque wrench.

Quote from: Rylo Ren on February 13, 2016, 12:52:07 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on February 13, 2016, 10:18:32 AM

my co-worker's leatherman is so old and loose that he flips it around like a balisong. That's some scary shit. We need to ban butterfly multi-tools.

ask him if he likes his women like he likes his leathermans

He is a very wholesome Christian male and would not take kindly to such insults to his wife. I might get hit with a torque wrench.

let him hit you with the wrench and then ask if he does that to his wife

Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on February 13, 2016, 12:54:10 PM

Quote from: Rylo Ren on February 13, 2016, 12:52:07 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on February 13, 2016, 10:18:32 AM

my co-worker's leatherman is so old and loose that he flips it around like a balisong. That's some scary shit. We need to ban butterfly multi-tools.

ask him if he likes his women like he likes his leathermans

He is a very wholesome Christian male and would not take kindly to such insults to his wife. I might get hit with a torque wrench.

let him hit you with the wrench and then ask if he does that to his wife

o fuck lol
That'd be so out if character for me tho

Quote from: Rylo Ren on February 13, 2016, 08:45:42 AM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on February 13, 2016, 08:42:19 AM

um

over here we call those assault weapons

you guys don't need any freedom bombs dropped over there, do you?

maybe in the north

We currently have to use boats to get around

We've had enough shit already

Though really, I don't believe many multi-tools are anything more than slip-joints and I thought the UK allowed the personal use of non-locking folding blades of 3 inch or less length.
Dis some bullshit

Pretty sure you can, I carry my Swiss Army Knife everywhere with me. It's mostly at hand for the bottle-opener and corkscrew, but the knife has some uses. What I don't understand is why I have two knives on it, one "large" one (still under 3 inches because laws) and one tiny one that I've repurposed as a pencil sharpener. I think it's funny that when people see my tool, people freak out as if I'm about to carve someone up. I mean seriously, fucking steak knives are more dangerous than this.

It is nice though that the police aren't armed in the majority of the UK and Ireland - Northern Ireland is the only place that I think officers carry pistols openly, but then they also drive the old bomb-proof riot vans and look ready for Belfast to implode again.