after meeting with Barrack Hussein Obama, witnesses claim the president used some sort of life sucking satanic apparatus to rapidly age Oprah into a decrepit old man.

she was found on the doorstep of the white house this morning with what one can only presume to be an unholy offering of iced tea and skittles by her side 

He should have done a better job hiding his horns

He should have done a better job hiding his horns

oh shit there's Oprah

are you telling me Oprah was faking to be alive? 

Quote from: ℳℰℳℰS on March 03, 2015, 07:47:45 PM

if you cross your eyes at barack obama it sorta looks like "death to america praise allah"

if you spell "Quran" backwards and replace the N with a B you get Baruq

which when translated into kenyan means Barack

Oh my god...
You're right!