I'm male enough...

I'm male enough to glance over my shoulder involuntarily when the television says, "My problem is that my breasts are too large." What sorts of things do you notice yourself doing without meaning to, because of your maleness?

Join in ladies!
Edit: Girls, I mean your maleness.

Try that, but with a real life girl and her lifting up her shirt.

Try that, but with a real life girl and her lifting up her shirt.

lol

Were they really too large?

Getting a raging boner when I watch pornography

Every time I go pee, I sit without thinking about it anymore.

Every time I go pee, I sit without thinking about it anymore.

I'm not sure that counts.

Every now and again I catch myself challenging myself with heavy objects. Usually, I'm very sensible about taking care of myself, and I've heard one too many stories of guys screwing themselves over in the later years because they let their macho man randy savage type deal play with their heads too much. But, once in a blue moon, I take a look at something, and there's just a wee little voice. "Ah come on, give it a try."

Most of the time I'm right, but still manage to surprise myself. Couple days ago me and a friend needed to move some power poles laying on the ground, and I got that little voice in my head. I took it up on the offer, wrapped my arms around all three poles, and lifted them up while my friend backed his truck up and I set them down in the box. No hassle, and a funny smile was given to me by my pal on that day.

Every now and again I catch myself challenging myself with heavy objects. Usually, I'm very sensible about taking care of myself, and I've heard one too many stories of guys screwing themselves over in the later years because they let their macho man randy savage type deal play with their heads too much. But, once in a blue moon, I take a look at something, and there's just a wee little voice. "Ah come on, give it a try."

Most of the time I'm right, but still manage to surprise myself. Couple days ago me and a friend needed to move some power poles laying on the ground, and I got that little voice in my head. I took it up on the offer, wrapped my arms around all three poles, and lifted them up while my friend backed his truck up and I set them down in the box. No hassle, and a funny smile was given to me by my pal on that day.

http://youtu.be/wlLpCh-lE54?t=1m11s

Keep it up, you'll be in charge one day.

What do you think that funny smile was?

How about the fact that I tend to involuntarily tune women out once they start going off on a ramble about something in their life?

That can be pretty symptomatic.

Well I'm female enough that I can kick a guy in the nuts if he annoys me too much.

http://youtu.be/wlLpCh-lE54?t=1m11s

Keep it up, you'll be in charge one day.

What do you think that funny smile was?

For my size, and apparent strength, I'm very, very laid back about things. So, when he's having trouble with something, moving something or so on, and I come over and pick it up and haul it around like nothing, it's funny to him. For how laid back I am people just don't expect that from me. I'm a stocky kind of guy, and don't have any visible muscle, but it's there. And, we've got our inside jokes going too. I'm the tall guy, he's the short guy. I reach up high over the clouds, he reaches down low to the stuff I can't pick up on the floor.