Official crybaby thread

Gotta do you boo, life is too short to worry about other people's feelings.

I'd feel like shit if someone else felt like shit because of me.

It's surprising how easy it is to get over that.

It's surprising how easy it is to get over that.

Well I also don't want to be a dick for the sake of not being a dick.

The situation requires more nuance than "fuck everyone except me".

It's surprising how easy it is to get over that.

Well I also don't want to be a dick for the sake of not being a dick.

The situation requires more nuance than "fuck everyone except me".

Sure, but you have to realize what team you're on, what team you're always on.

I don't run around fucking everyone over, but I always do right by myself, because no one else will.

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Gotta do you boo, life is too short to worry about other people's feelings.

I'd feel like shit if someone else felt like shit because of me.

Who cares about them? I tried to care about the person I heart broke because she liked me and after I started dating this girl she didn't really like she stopped talking to me. I tried to make things less awkward but nothing. Just don't give a fuck

I bit my tongue

Get this anime to the hospital

I'll have you know, I am the hospital

Dr Pavel, I'm quantum

I was on daddies yaht having a ball when my event organizer for my bi-monthly celebration extravaganza called to interrupt and inform me there was a hold on the stout caviar we usually order.  You know what I said to him in my fitty fit?  I said to him, "Bruce, your services are moot and I no longer require them."

My second butler this quarter.  You can't buy good service like you used to.

I worked five days this week and have to work tomorrow

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I'm perfect

Who cares about them? I tried to care about the person I heart broke because she liked me and after I started dating this girl she didn't really like she stopped talking to me. I tried to make things less awkward but nothing. Just don't give a fuck

Did you miss the part where they're sisters...? I have to see the one I don't choose, no matter what.

I'm not really looking for advice because ultimately none of you know me or the situation well enough to comment. I'm just venting. Thanks for the advice, but no thanks.

Who cares about them? I tried to care about the person I heart broke because she liked me and after I started dating this girl she didn't really like she stopped talking to me. I tried to make things less awkward but nothing. Just don't give a fuck

Did you miss the part where they're sisters...? I have to see the one I don't choose, no matter what.

I'm not really looking for advice because ultimately none of you know me or the situation well enough to comment. I'm just venting. Thanks for the advice, but no thanks.

You really are special

I've never been in a relationship

This is the saddest thing I've ever heard.

You really are special

Thanks.

You really are special

Thanks.

No problem babe, you could always move down to Florida and party/have sex with me.

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No problem babe, you could always move down to Florida and party/have sex with me.

Sorry man, my conversion has made me even more of a prune than before.

I've never been in a relationship

This is the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Yeah but read the next post

I refuse, you poor soul...

No problem babe, you could always move down to Florida and party/have sex with me.

Sorry man, my conversion has made me even more of a prune than before.

I have no idea what you meant with this post.

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I've never been in a relationship

This is the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Yeah but read the next post

I refuse, you poor soul...

nigga feel bad for Sandtrap not me

Feeling bad for Sandtrap isn't going to make his situation better.

No problem babe, you could always move down to Florida and party/have sex with me.

Sorry man, my conversion has made me even more of a prune than before.

I have no idea what you meant with this post.

It means I'm less okay with partying and sex than I was before, and I wasn't very okay to begin with.

No problem babe, you could always move down to Florida and party/have sex with me.

Sorry man, my conversion has made me even more of a prune than before.

I have no idea what you meant with this post.

It means I'm less okay with partying and sex than I was before, and I wasn't very okay to begin with.

That's a shit way to live, look at verb he's fucking miserable.

You do you tho, everyone has to accept that they are responsible for their own lives.

That's a shit way to live, look at verb he's fucking miserable.

He also happens to be the most morally righteous and ethical person I've met.

i want a candy but don't wanna drive to the store

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The very last thing I feel like doing tomorrow is waking up early, sitting down into a car, and driving four hours into the city. Then coming back home on another four hour drive, plus the addition of another hour on a detour.

9 hours of driving, additional however many hours in the city that fuckery takes. That's an entire day of feeling like express dog shit with drug injections, being crammed into a car and being the designated taxi driver, and coming home by myself.

There isn't anything about tomorrow that isn't depressing, stressful, and a general pain in the ass.

Folks jokingly ask if I can drive them to the city to catch the train. I say I'd be up for it, but only if they've tried asking all others and I'm basically the last resort.

All three of their vehicles break down in the same month. The guy who could've taken them is sick like fuck.

So it falls to me. I suppose I should find humor in that. I mean it would work out like that, wouldn't it?

I get to go to my clinic early in the morning, down flaming hot chemicals that basically knock me out solid for a day or two and make me sick like fuck. And then I get to go drive in the city. My personal favorite. I won't be able to stomach eating anything at all. No coffee to help keep me awake, nothing.

Could've been any other day but it was Monday.

Fuck Monday.