Official Battle Royale thread. [10/22 Still Alive]

*Stops slavsprinting*

"This collar is pretty itchy."

*Tries prying collar off with knife*

*I successfully remove the collar only to accidentally slash my own throat open in the process*

*The collar explodes a half second after being pried off, mortally wounding me*

I am ded.

Alrighty, extermination time!
Kiyo - Dead
Numb Digger - Dead
Meta - Dead
Ingloriouswho - Dead
Assassin - Dead
Tblocks - Dead
Workshop Wizard - Dead
Lord Ruler - Dead
Lord Commissar - Dead


You can dispute these if you like >.>

Everyone else still in the game, the nameplate is still up for grabs <.<

Woah woah woah.
When did I die?

Alrighty, extermination time!
Kiyo - Dead
Numb Digger - Dead
Meta - Dead
Ingloriouswho - Dead
Assassin - Dead
Tblocks - Dead
Workshop Wizard - Dead
Lord Ruler - Dead
Lord Commissar - Dead


You can dispute these if you like >.>

Everyone else still in the game, the nameplate is still up for grabs <.<

Woah woah woah.
When did I die?

Blame icy >.>

I asked for a list of AFK players, but a dispute is as simple as this. Lol. So you aren't dead now <.<

Alrighty, extermination time!
Kiyo - Dead
Numb Digger - Dead
Meta - Dead
Ingloriouswho - Dead
Assassin - Dead
Tblocks - Dead
Workshop Wizard - Dead
Lord Ruler - Dead
Lord Commissar - Dead


You can dispute these if you like >.>

Everyone else still in the game, the nameplate is still up for grabs <.<

Woah woah woah.
When did I die?

Blame icy >.>

I asked for a list of AFK players, but a dispute is as simple as this. Lol. So you aren't dead now <.<

Good.

I walk around the field of burning grass and tree ash flipping over large rocks.

I and TBlocks are now cured from Zen's venomous arrows. We've regrouped at our shelter with Icywind.

*Starts collecting large palm leaves and vines*

Hey b0ss, should we do something about that fire?

Hey b0ss, should we do something about that fire?

FUCK YOU NIGGER I NEED THE ASH TO BLOW UP THE ISLAND

Hey b0ss, should we do something about that fire?

FUCK YOU NIGGER I NEED THE ASH TO BLOW UP THE ISLAND

Can't let ya do that, Star Fox.

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*wakes up from two day nap*

Holy fuck, I'm still alive?

*fills a condom with sarin laced river water*
Eyy, RC, I got you some water.

*faint rumbling in the distance*
*Rumbling turns to plan engine sounds*

*I parachute into the forest with a red smoke grenade in hand and lit*

*Lands and pulls out objective notes: "Eliminate surviving subjects"*
*Equips M4*

-smokes dank meme-

This is the life

*radio noise* Haram Alpha this is Mall Cop One. Some crazy motherfucker's paradropping onto the island. Permission to fire the Flugzeugabwehrkanone?

*pisses in tree ash to create pure potassium nitrate*
*goes to mountains with potassium nitrate*
*creates a B-29 using rock and sheer force of will*
*creates bomb shells*
*puts potassium nitrate and charcoal into bombshells*
*takes off in B-29, also using my sheep force of will as fuel*
*level the entire island with my piss-made bombs*
*fly off into distance*
*beep beep beep beep*
*Force of will levels are low*
*the entire B-29 implodes on me*
*I crash and sink into the ocean*
*This does not hold me*
*I burst out of my stone coffin*
*This endeavor has made me into superman*
*I continue to fly over the ocean toward land*

Spoiler

I track The Edgy Master to the river. I line him up in my sights. I fire twice. One bullet hits his left shoulder, the second hits his spine.

RC awakens. I wait for him to make a move.

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Oh, this was a thing.

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>_>

<_<

*climbs tree like the ninja he is*

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Did Desticle win this?

He's using the nameplate I made for the winner....

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Did Desticle win this?

He's using the nameplate I made for the winner....

He stepped on a mine ripinpiece desticle, I guess I won <.<

We'll see, like I said, he's the one using what was supposed to be the prize for winning.
Psy will tell all when he can.

Can I still join this?