Official Battle Royale thread. [10/22 Still Alive]

*I continue digging. I am subsisting off of earthworms and dread*

After walking on the shore, sharpening a stick, I find a tunnel

I follow it and hear someone up ahead digging

I decide not to kill him and instead follow keeping 5O meters distance

*I hear a faggot in the distance behind me. I ready the bow stolen from Yutaka in the dark and fire blindly behind me*

*I hear the wet thud of an arrow sticking into the head of an unsuspecting tunnel snake*

"Get rekt. I never miss."

>nigga hears shit 5O meters behind him on top of his own digging and ambient sound with me sneaking

nah

That's some next gen split screen looking right there

*I continue digging. I am subsisting off of earthworms and dread*

After walking on the shore, sharpening a stick, I find a tunnel

I follow it and hear someone up ahead digging

I decide not to kill him and instead follow keeping 5O meters distance

*I hear a faggot in the distance behind me. I ready the bow stolen from Yutaka in the dark and fire blindly behind me*

*I hear the wet thud of an arrow sticking into the head of an unsuspecting tunnel snake*

"Get rekt. I never miss."

>nigga hears shit 5O meters behind him on top of his own digging and ambient sound with me sneaking

nah

That's some next gen split screen looking right there

"I must have been hearing shit"

*Breaks the tunnel ceiling and climbs out for no apparent reason*

"I still have thirteen arrows left" I say to myself for no discernible reason

*Begin slavsprint towards the mountains*

*continues to chop down trees in the forest*

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-lays down on the grass with my knife in hand-

-lays down on the grass with my knife in hand-

*lays down next to you*

-lays down on the grass with my knife in hand-

*lays down next to you*

Nigga go back to Desticle

-lays down on the grass with my knife in hand-

*while slavsprinting I trip over this faggot*

"Oi m8 what are you doing?"

I like how I'm the only one who uses dashes instead of asterisks.

-lays down on the grass with my knife in hand-

*lays down next to you*

You're still in my tunnel, fgt. Disputing this turn.

-lays down on the grass with my knife in hand-

*while slavsprinting I trip over this faggot*

"Oi m8 what are you doing?"

I'm camping faggot

-holds up knife-

-lays down on the grass with my knife in hand-

*while slavsprinting I trip over this faggot*

"Oi m8 what are you doing?"

I'm camping faggot

-holds up knife-

"Let's bang"

*Seductively strokes the inside of Naru's right thigh*

-lays down on the grass with my knife in hand-

*lays down next to you*

You're still in my tunnel, fgt. Disputing this turn.

>implying I didn't climb out the same way you did

-lays down on the grass with my knife in hand-

*while slavsprinting I trip over this faggot*

"Oi m8 what are you doing?"

I'm camping faggot

-holds up knife-

"Let's bang"

*Seductively strokes the inside of Naru's right thigh*

No.

-swipes my knife toward your hand-

-lays down on the grass with my knife in hand-

*lays down next to you*

You're still in my tunnel, fgt. Disputing this turn.

>implying I didn't climb out the same way you did

You can't keep up with my slavsprint, fgt.

-lays down on the grass with my knife in hand-

*while slavsprinting I trip over this faggot*

"Oi m8 what are you doing?"

I'm camping faggot

-holds up knife-

"Let's bang"

*Seductively strokes the inside of Naru's right thigh*

No.

-swipes my knife toward your hand-

"Fuck that"

*Begin full slavsprint towards the mountains*

-lays down on the grass with my knife in hand-

*while slavsprinting I trip over this faggot*

"Oi m8 what are you doing?"

I'm camping faggot

-holds up knife-

"Let's bang"

*Seductively strokes the inside of Naru's right thigh*

No.

-swipes my knife toward your hand-

"Fuck that"

*Begin full slavsprint towards the mountains*

Imbeciles

-finds another spot to hide in for the time being-

*keeps chopping trees*

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Seriously, who was able to grab mine and Gasai's bait food without setting off our traps?

Neko.

afk

Seriously, who was able to grab mine and Gasai's bait food without setting off our traps?

I think RC..

*I see ねこ in the distance*

"My waifu!" I call out

*arrives at the beach and sets up shop, starting a fire to boil water*

Gathers firewood and beings building a shelter.

*arrives at the beach and sets up shop, starting a fire to boil water*

Gathers firewood and beings building a shelter.

*starts to spear some fish for food*

-itches my ass since it itches for action-

-itches my ass since it itches for action-

I could have itched your ass with my dick but you were a fgt.

AFK.

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This is boring. You wimps gotta do something.