Official Battle Royale thread. [10/22 Still Alive]

Can I take the care package away like an African American?

no

*Stabs Nick again!

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Can I take the care package away like an African American?

no

Pwease

Waifu already got it <.<

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*throws care package down side of mountain*
*Goes down to check it out*

Open when you return?

Aye.

Inside the box!
- 870-MCS Shotgun with 5 shells
- 1 frag grenade
and a vial of sarin.

*takes everything*
*walks up to mouth of river*
*uses condoms to collect water*
*puts sarin in river*

Can I take the care package away like an African American?

no

Pwease

Waifu already got it <.<

But aren't I your favorite 

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*arrives at the beach and sets up shop, starting a fire to boil water*

*I continue my tunnel-digging. There are footsteps above me*

*cheers* I believe in you kitty! ;w;

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<.<

*Starts digging in the forest*

>.>
<.<

*Starts digging in the forest*

*You dig into my tunnel. I spring upwards and disembowl you before retreating back into my tunnel*

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<.<

*Starts digging in the forest*

*You dig into my tunnel. I spring upwards and disembowl you before retreating back into my tunnel*

Nigga, I was in the mountains, you were at the shore, calm yer shit.

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<.<

*Starts digging in the forest*

*You dig into my tunnel. I spring upwards and disembowl you before retreating back into my tunnel*

Nigga, I was in the mountains, you were at the shore, calm yer shit.

I dug my way inland, fgt.

GM get in here.

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<.<

*Starts digging in the forest*

*You dig into my tunnel. I spring upwards and disembowl you before retreating back into my tunnel*

Nigga, I was in the mountains, you were at the shore, calm yer shit.

I dug my way inland, fgt.

GM get in here.

Alrighty yeah a bit too much distance to tunnel, even for a russkie with a slavknife.
Desticle pounced on a leaf and yutaka found a rock.

lol

Go ahead and have me killed off <.<  I'm going to be too busy to respond to this lol.

Go ahead and have me killed off <.<  I'm going to be too busy to respond to this lol.

*detonates collar*

RIP in pieces ;A;

Dead

Nick - Allah Akbar

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<.<

*Starts digging in the forest*

*You dig into my tunnel. I spring upwards and disembowl you before retreating back into my tunnel*

Nigga, I was in the mountains, you were at the shore, calm yer shit.

I dug my way inland, fgt.

GM get in here.

Alrighty yeah a bit too much distance to tunnel, even for a russkie with a slavknife.
Desticle pounced on a leaf and yutaka found a rock.

lol

Fair enough.

*I slink back into my tunnel and continue digging*

Go ahead and have me killed off <.<  I'm going to be too busy to respond to this lol.

*detonates collar*

RIP in pieces ;A;

*Nick's head shoots off from his body as the collar exploded, rolling across the ground.  His collection of spoons also fly into the air, spinning and shimmering in the morning light before gracefully falling down to the ground.  Several moments of silence pass by before Nick opens his eyes and, with a smile, he shouts.*

THERE CAN BE OOOONLY OOOOONE.



*Blue light radiates from the base of his neck, and the the light quickly  makes its way over to Mr. P, entering his body.  The Cyborg Psyduck is now one step closer to The Prize.*


Fin.

Just so everyone knows, an actual prize is being developed for winning this.

Battle Royale Champion nameplate is being drafted, after the suggestion by Tru <.<

*I continue digging. I am subsisting off of earthworms and dread*

Just so everyone knows, an actual prize is being developed for winning this.

Battle Royale Champion nameplate is being drafted, after the suggestion by Tru <.<

I WILL WIN HIS NAMEPLATE OF LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YouTube

420 PRAISE ME FAGGOTS

Just so everyone knows, an actual prize is being developed for winning this.

Battle Royale Champion nameplate is being drafted, after the suggestion by Tru <.<

Spoiler

YOU IDIOTS BETTER RESPECT THIS

*I continue digging. I am subsisting off of earthworms and dread*

After walking on the shore, sharpening a stick, I find a tunnel

I follow it and hear someone up ahead digging

I decide not to kill him and instead follow keeping 5O meters distance

Just so everyone knows, an actual prize is being developed for winning this.

Battle Royale Champion nameplate is being drafted, after the suggestion by Tru <.<

Spoiler

YOU IDIOTS BETTER RESPECT THIS

I AM

I WON'T LET YOU DOWN-KUN

-fueled by love and Tru's pantsu, I desperately make a ghillie suit from the leaves and grass of the jungle around me-

*Movement speed -2

-the magazine armor around my arms and ghillie suit slow me down a bit, but at the cost for better stealth-

*I continue digging. I am subsisting off of earthworms and dread*

After walking on the shore, sharpening a stick, I find a tunnel

I follow it and hear someone up ahead digging

I decide not to kill him and instead follow keeping 5O meters distance

*I hear a faggot in the distance behind me. I ready the bow stolen from Yutaka in the dark and fire blindly behind me*

*I hear the wet thud of an arrow sticking into the head of an unsuspecting tunnel snake*

"Get rekt. I never miss."

*Finds axe*
*goes to forest*
*starts cutting down trees*