Official Battle Royale thread. [10/22 Still Alive]

*Begins digging a tunnel with my knife from my hidey hole*

I'm gonna be at this for a while.

As I exit the shack, I notice some thick magazines and tape lying close to eachother. I drop my crowbar and wrap the magazines around me arms.

*finds a duffle bag filled to the brim with gay porn mags*

Yes, now I can bribe psy!

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HEY ICY! YOU GOTTA CARRY ME YOU FAG, I CAN'T WALK!

*heads back to mountains*
*kills goat*
*starts that bitch of fire*
*eats me some cooked goat*

HEY ICY! YOU GOTTA CARRY ME YOU FAG, I CAN'T WALK!

Sorry, have fun crawling.

*runs off to the beach*

I look totes adorbs with my new armor!

*Defense +2

*I continue to dig my underground tunnel with my knife*

FUCK, I FORGOT MY SWORD

-walks back to the bonfire-

*drops mystery care package*

*throws care package down side of mountain*
*Goes down to check it out*

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*I continue to dig a tunnel with my knife. I am heading inland*

afk for a while

FUCK, I FORGOT MY SWORD

-walks back to the bonfire-

I'm setting out the food we had from yesterday to bait out someone to kill.

Sound good bby

FINE THEN

*crawls in naru's general direction*

*throws care package down side of mountain*
*Goes down to check it out*

Open when you return?

Psyyyyy

*I continue to dig a tunnel underground with my knife. This shit's getting old, but I press on*

-gets to the bonfire and pulls out my sword-

Gosh. Those traps must be hungry for something by now.

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-gets to the bonfire and pulls out my sword-

Gosh. Those traps must be hungry for something by now.

Yeah, I'm sure those traps are, those poor traps. Anyhow, I'm going to leave the food bait in place and leave it for a while, I'm working on schoolwork unfortunately. I'll come back later to check on it. Your best bet is to defend around our base for now. I made sure the traps are still good. Also, Das, traps.

kk bby, cya in a bit

*finds naru masturbating to loli*

pls help

*finds naru masturbating to loli*

pls help

First off, I'm not Oss

How the fuck did you get passed the traps?

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*throws care package down side of mountain*
*Goes down to check it out*

Open when you return?

Aye.

*finds naru masturbating to loli*

pls help

First off, I'm not Oss

How the fuck did you get passed the traps?

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

*finds naru masturbating to loli*

pls help

First off, I'm not Oss

How the fuck did you get passed the traps?

gay intuition

*throws care package down side of mountain*
*Goes down to check it out*

Open when you return?

Aye.

Inside the box!
- 870-MCS Shotgun with 5 shells
- 1 frag grenade
and a vial of sarin.