Official Battle Royale thread. [10/22 Still Alive]

*Finds mystery package*

So what I get?

*shoots Mr P freeing us all*

*is a tannoy system*

good luck with that m9

Is this gun a revolver with six bulllets?

M9 with 4.

3 now that you wasted one shooting at me.

*takes RC to a cave*

Rest, idiot.

S-should we have hardcore victory sex?

*drops mystery carepackage*

*salvages string and parachute*
*leaves package*

*Jumps out of river*
*sees small collection of houses nearby*
*goes that way*

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*Welp, since Rocket's hopeless, Nick just beats Rocket to death with the spoon, effectively killing him after 4 long grueling hours of spooning*

*Finds mystery package*

So what I get?

IT WAS ME, MOTHERFUCKER! I WAS THE CARE PACKAGE

*I stab you to death*

*shoots Mr P freeing us all*

*is a tannoy system*

good luck with that m9

Is this gun a revolver with six bulllets?

M9 with 4.

3 now that you wasted one shooting at me.

*sneaks around island*
*places one bullet at RC's orgy*
*places another for Naru's group*
*leaves the gun in an open field with the last bullet in there*

Death triggers

Rocket: confirm or QTE
Yutaka: confirm or QTE

*Finds mystery package*

So what I get?

IT WAS ME, MOTHERFUCKER! I WAS THE CARE PACKAGE

*I stab you to death*

*Drops package from tree before getting stabbed*

*Gets grazed*

Enjoy your fall.

Guys stop saying traps. I scripted the site to notify me whenever someone says that.

*44 arrows created and split half the ammo with Zen

-starts working on bows-

Thanks bby. Whenever the bow are ready, we go for the next kill.

Will be ready around Page 8. In the meantime, our axe and sword are the only close quarters weapon

We should be fine with the traps in place. It will give us proper amount of time to launch an counterattack.

*bows are now completed

-gives Zen a bow-

Alright, I'll stay up and guard us while you sleep. I'll yell if anything happens, baby.

Shiiiet, that was close.

*Continues to jump from tree to tree*

Guys stop saying traps. I scripted the site to notify me whenever someone says that.

In the houses I find a ton of traps having a huge orgy.

Rocket: QTE 1 of 2
Yutaka: QTE 1 of 2

ROCKET CONFIRM KILL NOW





Jeeeesus FUCK I feel like I'm just spooning a dead horse here.

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Guys stop saying traps. I scripted the site to notify me whenever someone says that.

In the houses I find a ton of traps having a huge orgy.

*Welp, since Rocket's hopeless, Nick just beats Rocket to death with the spoon, effectively killing him after 4 long grueling hours of spooning*

*realizes nick doesn't see his spear...........in his hands...........right in front of him*

*points spear at Nick*

Back off.

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*Dusts self off*

*Begins full slavsprint towards Yutaka*

You're not getting out of here so easily, fucker.

Guys stop saying traps. I scripted the site to notify me whenever someone says that.

In the houses I find a ton of traps having a huge orgy.

I kill all of the traps, as it reminds me of my abusive relationship with Tru.


I find a half dozen condoms and a fleshlight.

Psyduck is going to be afk for a bit.

Two options, play nice and continue and i catch up when I return or I can lock this for now/unlock later. But seeing as I'll be asleep at some point before this time tomorrow I'm just going to say PM me disputes while I find a deputy GM.

And PSU comes in and starts kicking ass.

*While running, I trip over an unidentified object in the dirt*

*44 arrows created and split half the ammo with Zen

-starts working on bows-

Thanks bby. Whenever the bow are ready, we go for the next kill.

Will be ready around Page 8. In the meantime, our axe and sword are the only close quarters weapon

We should be fine with the traps in place. It will give us proper amount of time to launch an counterattack.

*bows are now completed

-gives Zen a bow-

Alright, I'll stay up and guard us while you sleep. I'll yell if anything happens, baby.

Thanks bby, I am tired.

By the way, what are we supposed to do when we actually do sleep Mr P?

Chewing it over, might just lock it and call it forced peace while we take a break. I'd adjust the clock accordingly too.

*Welp, since Rocket's hopeless, Nick just beats Rocket to death with the spoon, effectively killing him after 4 long grueling hours of spooning*

*realizes nick doesn't see his spear...........in his hands...........right in front of him*

*points spear at Nick*

Back off.

*merely gives his open mouth, gritty teeth glare as he approaches the craven Rocket with his spoon*

*Begins setting fire to tries as I pass them*



FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

*Preps the bow and arrows*

Guys stop saying traps. I scripted the site to notify me whenever someone says that.

In the houses I find a ton of traps having a huge orgy.

I kill all of them, as it reminds me of my abusive relationship with Tru.


I find a half dozen condoms and a fleshlight.

Guess I better go collect the bodies... for... medical research.